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  • in reply to: Kane – Ballon d’Or ? #319453
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    Notched his fiftieth of the season in the win over RM tonight!

    in reply to: Wealdstone #319452
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    Wealdstone 2-2 Scunthorpe if we are at full strength.

    Wealdstone 2-0 Scunthorpe if we field a weakened team.

    in reply to: Tommy #319430
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    Reminds me of Beck (not the rotundness) just joking :-)

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    Scrappy!
    Poor attendance – but then again, play offs assured and nowts cheap anymore!

    in reply to: Brackley #319214
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    I’ll go 3-1 to us now.

    in reply to: Brackley #319212
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    in reply to: Gateshead #319067
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    We were vulnerable before Nicholson moved on. He was having howlers.

    Looked like a pub player.

    in reply to: Gateshead #319027
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    I’m going to have to stop listening to his interviews.

    I stopped about a year ago.

    in reply to: It wasn’t a good performance at all #318959
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    I’d bin the GPS trackers and let the boys go and play with the freedom they deserve.

    Mo Farrah made the 10k look easy but give him a ball and…

    Messi only runs when he needs to. Most of the time he just walks in to position. He plays the game in his head and like a chess grandmaster is 10 plus moves ahead.
    Football is played with boots not spikes.

    The eye tells you who is working hard, who is effective, who is playing well.

    in reply to: Gateshead #318954
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    predicting a 2-1 loss for numerous reasons but ive got a home oil massage booked and he/shes just arrived..
    more information to follow.

    On the prediction or the massage?

    in reply to: 2024-25 accounts #318847
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    IMG 4050

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    I’m no forensic financial expert but even to a penny pudding like myself… if it wasn’t for the goodwill of the Fantastic Four we’d probably be defunct, reformed and playing in the Northern Counties East Football League Division One – Step 6 of the National League System (Level 10 overall).

    Michelle (64)
    George (69)
    Roj (55)
    Ian (45)

    They’ve all got substantial amounts of their own money tied up in their passion for the club.

    We’re lucky to have four such noble fans.

    in reply to: The Biggest U Turn In History? #318823
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    Wonder if the astronauts still eat Cadburys Smash on board as was advertised in the 70’s?

    Chocolate spuds… yuk

    in reply to: Hartlepool #318822
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    Scun 2-1 Pool

    in reply to: Facebook Blimeys #318804
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    Or Rodney.. Trigger’s Dave?

    in reply to: The Biggest U Turn In History? #318802
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    Apparently the onboard bog was malfunctioning earlier… dynorod honoured their anywhere, anytime promise and the astronauts are now able to relieve themselves.

    They are about to perform task no 5 on the diagram and are then scheduled (9:40am) to have their second sleep of the mission – a 4 hour slot of shut eye.

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    in reply to: The Biggest U Turn In History? #318783
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    “Are we there yet Dad?”

    in reply to: Tuesday Night NL Football #318712
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    Wealdstone are running riot. 4-0 up after 25 mins.

    in reply to: Tuesday Night NL Football #318660
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    Southendv Yeovil
    Wealdstone v Hartlepool
    Woking v Altrincham – draw

    in reply to: Drummer #318656
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    Why would I want to watch a <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>lower league Spanish club with multiple drummers, in Alicante?

    <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Hercules CF of Alicante city currently play in the equivalent of L1:
    <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>
    <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Seasons by EFL Equiv:
    Premier = 22 seasons
    Championship = 50
    L1 = 27
    L2 = 3

    the place where people go who have no imagination.

    <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>North Lincolnshire = 328 square miles.
    Alicante province = 2,688 sq miles
    <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>
    Scunthorpe population = 81,286
    Alicante city population = 358,720

    Highest point in North Lincolnshire = 168m
    Highest point in Alicante province = 1,559m
    There are over 50 peaks in excess of 1,000m in height.

    Alicante has over 125 kilometers of coast line with 89 (2025) Blue Flag beaches (highest in Spain).

    North Lincolnshire has approximately 40 miles of estuarine coastline.

    1,574 rivers run through the province.
    The longest is the Segura at 195miles.

    87 rivers run through NL.
    The longest is the Trent at 160miles in total length.

    An international airport, an international seaport, miles upon miles of glorious pristine blue flag beaches, hundreds of mountains, lakes and rivers to explore, Europe’s only desert sits in the province next door, I could even jump ship and go and watch Elche in La Liga if I so desired (17 miles Hercules to Elche stadium to stadium).

    <strong class=”d4pbbc-bold”>Imagine… if you’re the sort who goes abroad and only eats pie, chips & peas, fish & chips, chicken, chips & beans washed down by John Smiths, who loves bingo, tribute acts, karaoke bars, happy hours, drag shows, British themed pubs etc – you can always go to Benidorm… imagine (yuk!)

    Fair comment, but to live in a country that still endorses Bullfighting, throwing donkeys off churches, and dragging goats during religious ceremonies, surely implies your endorsement of such barbarism.

    You’ve omitted the Quail Catapulting… tsk.

    “Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out.

    Of all the creatures ever made [man] is the most detestable.

    Of the entire brood, he is the only one… that possesses malice.
    He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.”

    Mark Twain

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    in reply to: Halifax Away #318591
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    Team of the day Rene, massive dick belehouan made team of the week.

    Well done boys.

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    in reply to: Halifax Away #318582
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    I see that Dec made the NL Team of the Week.

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    in reply to: Over the line #318578
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    I’ve being saying since pre-season; Dan & Dec down the throats of their centre half’s in a 4-4-2.
    Roberts wide right, two solid centre mids who can pass and a n other wide left.

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    in reply to: Drummer #318577
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    The matchday atmosphere at GP has never been as consistently “up” as it has been in the last two seasons – due in no small part to the drummer and his mates. Leave them alone, they’re doing a cracking job. If you don’t like it put earplugs in.

    It was like being sat in a morgue, in the main stand back in the old days.

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    in reply to: Deletion #318564
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    Ah well, it is what it is. I am what I am.

    Worked for Gloria Gaynor Rene just carry on as before FFS and remember life’s a bitch and then you die.

    True… deep in to the 4th quarter here.

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    in reply to: Deletion #318555
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    I know I’ve banged on about Dec for 18 months plus – but there’s a goalscorer in there.
    Goal-scorers make clubs money; get them promoted, save them from relegation, win them trophies.
    If he’d had a season long run in his position and if he’d scored say 25 goals, a bigger club could have come for him with big money (for us).
    I also realise that I post some abstract random thought at times – that’s just who I am.
    I always try not to insult or offend people when I post. I believe the post Deery refers to was about the dinghies?… it wasn’t my work and I can’t remember the context in which I posted it (think I’ve possibly got ES Alzheimer’s?).
    The ‘poem’ was an AI Bots scripting.
    Ah well, it is what it is. I am what I am.

    in reply to: Drummer #318553
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    Why would I want to watch a lower league Spanish club with multiple drummers, in Alicante?

    Hercules CF of Alicante city currently play in the equivalent of L1:

    Seasons by EFL Equiv:
    Premier = 22 seasons
    Championship = 50
    L1 = 27
    L2 = 3

    the place where people go who have no imagination.

    North Lincolnshire = 328 square miles.
    Alicante province = 2,688 sq miles

    Scunthorpe population = 81,286
    Alicante city population = 358,720

    Highest point in North Lincolnshire = 168m
    Highest point in Alicante province = 1,559m
    There are over 50 peaks in excess of 1,000m in height.

    Alicante has over 125 kilometers of coast line with 89 (2025) Blue Flag beaches (highest in Spain).

    North Lincolnshire has approximately 40 miles of estuarine coastline.

    1,574 rivers run through the province.
    The longest is the Segura at 195miles.

    87 rivers run through NL.
    The longest is the Trent at 160miles in total length.

    An international airport, an international seaport, miles upon miles of glorious pristine blue flag beaches, hundreds of mountains, lakes and rivers to explore, Europe’s only desert sits in the province next door, I could even jump ship and go and watch Elche in La Liga if I so desired (17 miles Hercules to Elche stadium to stadium).

    Imagine… if you’re the sort who goes abroad and only eats pie, chips & peas, fish & chips, chicken, chips & beans washed down by John Smiths, who loves bingo, tribute acts, karaoke bars, happy hours, drag shows, British themed pubs etc – you can always go to Benidorm… imagine (yuk!)

    in reply to: Drummer #318545
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    It’s difficult to think of Rene as having a lack of imagination when you read his posts. Have you seen his poem?

    It wasn’t my poem: the work of an AIbot.

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    I’d delete the account myself but the option to do so isn’t there.
    As I said, please delete my account.
    Thank you.
    RA

    in reply to: Drummer #318503
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    Dumb & D(r)umber?

    I love the atmosphere a couple or three drummers brings, throw in a ‘lead vocalist / song conductor’ and you get a great ‘side show’ to accompany the game… will at least at Hercules games.

    I love it.

    Good for you, however this aimless statement simply equates “drumming” with “atmosphere”. That’s like saying FISH = WASHING MACHINE.

    If you get excited by some badly executed ear splitting racket, then the Dumbness lays at your door son.

    Aimless? Why?
    Drumming = Atmosphere? You’d need to attended a Hercules CF game to understand.
    Excited by? No.
    Dumbness? IQ of 145
    Son? You’d have to be 78 to ‘legally’ be my Padre.
    ¡Olé!