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  • in reply to: Ode to Embuggerance #318489
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    Very good Rene the men in white coats will be calling round soon to collect you

    With the clocks going forward, one’s meds are administered ‘earlier’ today.

    Sanity is just the majorities perception of reality.
    Insanity is a label stamped on someone who is in the minority or when their actions are not understood.

    It’s a sliding scale and you can pop up on any point of it dependant upon culture, chaos, confusion, stress, anxiety etc.

    I quite fancy a few months peace & quiet in some splendid country retreat. Come and get me!

    in reply to: Drummer #318477
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    Forgot to say, that the ‘lead singer’ at the Hercules games has a huge PA speaker system that blasts out the songs for the entire 90 minutes of the game. Great atmosphere

    in reply to: Drummer #318475
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    Dumb & D(r)umber?

    I love the atmosphere a couple or three drummers brings, throw in a ‘lead vocalist / song conductor’ and you get a great ‘side show’ to accompany the game… will at least at Hercules games.

    I love it.

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    The “Directors Choice” will fire his way to the “People’s Choice”

    Good lad Dec!

    in reply to: Halifax Away #318464
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    Hope so IFA taking 4 grandsons today 2 for their first ever away game always like to start them with a big one.
    Should certainly open their eyes to what it’s all about, does seem like the 9.08 is going to be rammed to the rafters.
    Son and mates on the 8.08 about 30 of us in total tis One of the lads remembrance day they take him to.
    Expecting at least 2000 of us though the true number might not be known with pay on the gate, chance for Halifax to be on the rob.

    A great day out for your young uns!

    in reply to: Halifax Away #318463
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    Chuffed for Dec Howe now can we see the game through for the three points 🤞

    17 minutes on the pitch and he grabs us the win!

    in reply to: Halifax Away #318444
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    think the NL must have supplied the referee for last night’s England game.

    Did they have a run out last night? Another glorified training session?

    World Cup… more teams, more money, less quality.

    There was a time when you feared the European qualifying group draw… not anymore. It’s a procession.
    Remember 1974 Poland; 1978 Italy; 1994 Denmark & Holland

    Qualification from the UEFA groups became much easier upon its expansion for the 1994 WC.

    I’d rather have it how it was.

    in reply to: Halifax Away #318443
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    Psychology – I’ve wondered about the following before.

    Start a game with 10 men, play 15 mins and then bring the 11th player on.
    Hopefully the score would still be 0-0 or you may even be a goal up?

    Opposition would surely be on a downer when you brought your ‘extra’ man on.

    Nobody would do it… ain’t got the balls to.

    in reply to: Halifax Away #318440
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    If Dec’s on the bench… then he should have left him at Altrincham where he could have continued his goal scoring spree, maintained his strikers scoring sharpness and match fitness.
    Seems counterproductive to have him sat on the bench for 60 minutes!

    Altrincham aren’t safe from relegation yet and he was helping them secure points in that battle. Plus. it’ll bugger my bet up today – as I was expecting him to be there and I’ve got them down for a draw. Lol.
    They’ll probably lose now.

    Team:
    Anyone anywhere in the back five (no ones up to spec)
    Roberts Ewing Rowley Jones
    Howe Beestin

    Give Dan a few games rest in preparation for the play offs!

    Give us an edge over Halifax, as they’ll not be expecting that formation / lineup and won’t be (initially) organised to play against it.

    in reply to: Halifax Away #318438
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    Head: Shaypeople 2-1 Ironites

    Heart: Shay 1-3 Iron (Dectrick lol)… highly unlikely.

    2-1 is 8/1
    1-3 is 18/1

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    A big test of Butler’a character and development as a leader. If something has gone on between him and Howe, he needs to sort it and get him back. I suspect Howe being hooked against Horsham was the flashpoint for any discord. Then again, Butler seemed to be lukewarm about him from the outset by repeatedly referring to it being his first season as a full time pro.

    He’s in contract, he’s had a great season. Get him back.

    If Farrell’s loan is not extended, Butler confirmed he has contingency plans. “We’ve got players out there who are on loan, who we can call back. We’ve got a plan B, C and D,” he said.”

    Mmmmmm? Who could he mean?

    Was the acquisition of Dec from Trinity a directors choice rather than Stan’s… is that the reason for his unwillingness to start him as a CF?

    Play him in an unnatural role out wide left, a hurrying & a scurrying and you limit his goalscoring opportunities.

    Create frustration for the player, don’t show him in his best light, limit his goal scoring chances and therefore goals and the players confidence is bound to ebb… thus showing that the manager ‘knows best’ and that the directors shouldn’t interfere with player recruitment.

    Seen it before.

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    Now we’ve got him back ffs play him

    Start him up front, central… he’ll have a point to prove.

    in reply to: Training Ground #318312
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    Is that Wembley… the old car boot over spill area many moons ago?

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    Aren’t we meant to have forgotten about Dec Howe by now…..

    Every goal he scores for Alty reminds us that he is STILL our player!

    Stan may see him as Dispensable Dec, HOWEever, there are many of us who see him as Dec the Destroyer.

    Easy yarn… “we sent him out to get game time playing as a CF until we changed our personnel and formation to enable him to play in a 4-4-2. He’s come back looking sharper & even fitter, having proven that he can score goals in a struggling team and is looking hungry to accrue more. He’s the man to fire us through the play offs.”

    Job done.

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    The Pilgrims can’t believe we’ve turned Dec away and sent him down the road away from the holy shrine of GP!
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    Their keeper was having a blinder btw
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    Dec’s goal v Boston
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    Come on Stan… bring the guy back.
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    He could return us to the promised land (EFL)!

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    in reply to: Tuesday Night NL Football #318231
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    Tuesday 24th March

    I’ll tip:

    Aldershot 2-2 Boreham
    Boston 1-2 Altrincham
    Brackley 2-1 Braintree
    Eastleigh 2-2 Sutton
    Halifax 2-1 Carlisle
    Gateshead 1-2 York

    Doh!

    IMG 4113

    in reply to: Tuesday Night NL Football #318229
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    York are 3-0 down 😵‍💫

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    Come on Stan, own up… you’ve dropped one!

    Boston 1-1 Alty
    Dec grabs the equaliser in the first minute after the restart.

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    in reply to: Tuesday Night NL Football #318225
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    Declan makes it Boston 1-1 Alty in the first minute of the second half.

    in reply to: Tuesday Night NL Football #318217
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    Tuesday 24th March

    I’ll tip:

    Aldershot 2-2 Boreham
    Boston 1-2 Altrincham
    Brackley 2-1 Braintree
    Eastleigh 2-2 Sutton
    Halifax 2-1 Carlisle
    Gateshead 1-2 York

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    I would imagine that the directors are making plans for a season in the National League next season.
    Easier on their pockets.

    Promotion Odds as of Mon 23rd March 2026.

    IMG 4083

    in reply to: New pitch fundraiser #317987
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    ‘what he did at Ilkeston and what he’s doing at Matlock,’

    Opened a launderette?

    He’s good at spinning…

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    in reply to: Braintree Iron #317881
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    All except one of their last 9 league games has been decided by more than a 1 goal margin… 2W 3D 4L

    Add another game to that stat.

    in reply to: Kane – Ballon d’Or ? #317850
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    Kane has just put Bayern 3-0 up in their game against Union Berlin today

    Just sayin like :-)

    in reply to: Kane – Ballon d’Or ? #317821
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    in reply to: Dirt Decorators #317806
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    The new lad … Head of Turf Science & Facilities … is going to need one!

    in reply to: Kane – Ballon d’Or ? #317767
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    Some of our strikers over the years were candidates for the Barn Door, as in could not hit one if they tried.

    Bârn d’Oôr ?

    in reply to: Kane – Ballon d’Or ? #317766
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    The 7 is Kamaldene who has 25 Ghanaian caps.

    The 4 is Isak Hien who has 26 Swedish caps.

    Kane makes them look like two jacket spuds.

    How did he get that much power & accuracy in to the shot when he’s basically stumbling & falling. Great strike – Great goal.

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    in reply to: New pitch fundraiser #317733
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    ffs, Scunthorpe United are becoming a joke. Why should we pay for the pitch.
    Sinking to a new low. Is the corner square where Hurst cannot take a corner from available as it is sand and not grass according to the boss, surely a discount price.
    It is hard enough to afford a day at football for the garbage we have witnessed since the Horsham home match, so i will just pay for my seat, which i think i will have longer than our clueless management.
    Are we all looking forward to another struggle on saturday, a tough game at second bottom Braintree ??
    Braintree scored 3 at Truro, just saying..

    As Swayze said in Roadhouse “every games a big game, until it’s not a big game”