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  • in reply to: Have we made ANY signings yet? #321377
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    Still no transfer news. Grab the pitchforks and light the torches! Or in IFA’s case, a bar of soap.

    Times are hard in paradise .. i NOW have to shave my soap into weekly packs of slip n slide fun.

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    in reply to: Roberts going #321356
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    What makes a Scunny legend …
    Who is a Scunny legend…
    Keegan , Brownsword , Thomas … ADD YOURS HERE

    My reason for asking..I see on the FB pages Cal Roberts has now been elevated to legend status though im not sure the period of time he was at the club and where we were playing NLN mostly really warrants such a tag, might just be me being cynical but IMO its a tad premature and used to garner more income for the UG mega shirt raffle.
    At least a bit of clarity on where UG funds raised will be spent gives punters a better idea if to join in or abstain.

    in reply to: Have we made ANY signings yet? #321347
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    WHILE ALL REMAINS DEATHLY QUIET ON THE SUFC TRANSFER FRONT …
    Its a double swoop by Macc T .. as well as Finn they just signed Kiddy shot stopper Dibble , if i recall he was a dam good keeper and surprised Kiddy didnt keep him ..much the same as Shrimpton at Chester .. 8 goals in 8 games he was a big part of them slipping in the back door for the play offs , a lot of Chester fans cant fathom him being released also.

    in reply to: Goals!! #321346
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    “Daft question Cass .. is it hot in the UK now , ive not checked but seen a few ppl on SM seemingly even taking off cardigans, string vests and even socks .. can this be true ??”

    I’ve swapped my boxers for a thong, does that answer your question?

    Indeed it does Cass … a scary thought and one that should never be put into picture form just in case you were thinking of posting them on here.

    in reply to: Have we made ANY signings yet? #321330
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    No newbies signed at Scunny yet but Macc Town have just snaffled Finn Shrimpton after he was released by Chester.

    in reply to: Goals!! #321299
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    Too hot to work so I’ve been looking for something to do and found these disturbing stats.
    1. We had easily the worst defensive record in the top 7.
    Conclusion – we need defenders.
    2. 7 defenders made a significant number of appearances (230) and managed to produce 2 goals.
    Conclusion – we need defenders that can score a few.
    3. Our much praised MF trio made 125 appearances and scored 6 between them.
    Conclusion – a couple of goalscoring midfielders might be useful.
    4. Top goalscorer gone and his quality unlikely to be matched by any replacement.
    Conclusion – the defenders and midfielders will have to step up markedly in the goalscoring department. Is it unreasonable to expect 10 or so from the defenders (especially if they can’t defend) and maybe 20 from MF?

    Daft question Cass .. is it hot in the UK now , ive not checked but seen a few ppl on SM seemingly even taking off cardigans, string vests and even socks .. can this be true ??

    in reply to: Have we made ANY signings yet? #321298
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    There is an order to things at SUFC
    1. The announcement of the retained list.
    2. The announcement of out of contract players signing elsewhere
    3. The announcement of a draft pre season friendly programme
    4. The announcement of a marque signing/re signings of OOC players
    5. The announcement of a finalised preseason programme
    6. Players reporting back for training
    4/5/6 may be interchangeable
    7. The appearance of triallists ABCDEFGHI and J in said pre season games
    8. Start of Season
    9. The announcement of Triallists ABC and D signing 1 year “bench warmer” terms
    10. The announcement of season long loans for players you have probably never heard of.
    We are only currently of step 2 of the process!

    Whilst i admire your idea of how things SHOULD happen Phil its not that black n white ..

    The better players will all be long gone by the time we get to SUFC step 4 .. so pecking about for the crumbs is about it.
    Maybe down to finances but why do so many other clubs like Yeovil seem to make early statement signings while Scunny always leave it until the last chance saloon .. we are always so slow out the blocks its like we re sweeping up other clubs player litter.

    no money no honey

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    in reply to: Category A fixtures #321263
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    no cat fixtures last season
    York Dale replaced by Barrow n Harrogate
    so whats changed ??? ..
    Will extra stewards police be required if thats the reason its BS
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    Is it just a back door slippery way to squeeze a few extra quid from fans who have not purchsed a season ticket

    Either way appears a tad strange to me

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    in reply to: Have we made ANY signings yet? #321262
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    He went back to his registered club at the end of his loan.

    Why would we comment on not signing a player??

    Assuming after ZW being at the club all year on loan and it appears most scunny fans wanted him to sign surely SUFC should have updated if he was/was not even approached to sign or offered a contract and turned it down.
    Again IMO it goes back to the club failing when it comes to club updates / fan interaction.

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    in reply to: Have we made ANY signings yet? #321250
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    As ever SUFC seem to like to keep fans in the dark regarding any transfer and/or contract news.. Fan interaction is so much quicker when the begging bowl comes out.

    What are they keeping you in the dark about? To make such comments you must know they have news,which in itself suggests they’re not keeping you in the dark.

    The club historically have been very poor at keeping fans informed especially on matters such as transfers contracts etc .. even recently nothing about the new pitch system they had chosen.
    Also Yeovil released the Westbrooke signing as they got him from Donny but IMO having been here on loan all season Scunny should have also at least commented out of courtesy to their fans who were all hoping we signed him.
    It seems the clubs fan interaction policy is all one way when it suits fans are chucked a scrap but the SOS come fast n furious.
    As i said on another thread without investment and/or new owners its NL for the next decade. and god forbid putting up with the mumbling AB as he just does enough and no money to replace him same as with new players now.

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    in reply to: Westbrooke to Yeovil #321248
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    to add
    new pitch fantastic.
    we should all be for ever thankful to the current owners for stepping in in our hour of need and what they have done since however its obvious they have taken the club forward as far as they can and its time for new investment regardless if its joining Michelle n Co or taking over buying the club outright as without either happening it may well be NL for many a long year.
    Also agree if 26/27 turns unfolds lower than fans expectations gates will surely drop making things even harder

    in reply to: Westbrooke to Yeovil #321246
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    I’ll return to a previous theme. While I am grateful for what the current ownership has done, and continues do, for us, the model won’t enable us to get back to the EFL. It points to play offs being an overachievement this year. I would be amazed if we repeat it next season.

    Yep agree … before last season i had a feeling we would do ok and survive in NL in the end we over achieved and reached the play offs which was a fantastic effort… one year on and im feeling less confident and my trepidation level is increasing as our squad falls apart.
    Can Butler locate the right players and build a team on a low budget remains to be seen either way could well be ALSO RANS so mid/lower table may be as good as its gonna get in 26/27.

    Roberts stayed fit more or less all season take away his goals assists and the times he won or saved games for us and its a huge hole to fill and players capable of filling it are hard to find and cost a pretty penny.

    I really thought we would sign Westbrooke bit of a bummer hes gone to Yeovil obviously all down to contract length and salary.

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    in reply to: Westbrooke to Yeovil #321223
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    a bit surprising but the lure of a 3 year deal possibly swung it .. Yeovil do have big budget so obviously can offer decent wages.
    So when Ewing jumps ship its safe to say the midfield is looking a bit thin ..

    in reply to: Have we made ANY signings yet? #321219
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    Going by his most recent interview Butler planning on being at the AAGP and on the hunt for new players in turn getting out of nappy n feeding duty and catching up on some sleep in his office, cant blame him for that.

    i must say this time last season i felt ok about us surviving and doing quite well first season back in the NL ..HOWEVER this time around i just have bad feeling how things may pan out .. after such a relatively good dare i say over achieving year i reckon its gonna be a whole lot tougher next season not only due to loosing Roberts but other factors as well.
    Very interesting month with the World Cup (terrible viewing times here) and AB trying to form a competitive group on a small budget.
    Positive note ..it seems the pitch problems will be a thing of the past.

    in reply to: Have we made ANY signings yet? #321216
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    As ever SUFC seem to like to keep fans in the dark regarding any transfer and/or contract news.. Fan interaction is so much quicker when the begging bowl comes out.

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    in reply to: Roberts going #321150
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    None of my sauces have come up with any credible answer to where Cal is heading ..but im gonna say either Barcelona OR Rochdale… although i hear the Cods, Rotherham and Bradford were in the hat.

    in reply to: New pitch #321148
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    Images on the club website looks impressive.

    Are we old enough to remember Acksminister carpets … ?? i miss a nice carpet, im told Whetherspoons do some nice options also.

    in reply to: Roberts going #321145
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    And just like that hes gone .. as predicted.

    in reply to: We Could Be In Trouble #321144
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    Back in hospital more work needed on ones teef ..

    Tree now gone revenge is sweet . 3 fellas came and finished the job !!

    note to oneself , not forget yer 61 and tree felling should be left to the younger guys.

    Another one of lifes lessons learnt ..
    Broken ribs hurt like sh8t so much so i had to get my housekeeper to stay over just to wipe my arse.

    Anyway back on topic .. every artist seem to get a photo opp on the SUFCFB page but not even a sniff of a crowd shot or pics from inside the Iron Bar .. guessing it was a bit low on numbers.

    in reply to: We Could Be In Trouble #321116
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    That ladyboy of yours finally turned on you then IFA 😂

    It does look like ive been bashed around the ring but not a lady boy insight IA .. a tree fell on me.

    in reply to: We Could Be In Trouble #321112
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    No problem the profit from the family day yesterday will sort it.

    Im not holding out much hope for any marquee signings with the player market as it is regarding wages and contracts .. i just hope we can find some rough diamonds or AB has a gene in a lamp.

    Do i sense a hint of sarcasm AWG .. was the Family day well attended or another abject failure?

    Speaking of trouble ..IFA been off the radar a few days as in the wars resulting in 2 broken ribs a dislocated shoulder and even worse smashed my front teeth out .. accident medical insurance covered it except the teeth which are over 2k quid to make me handsome again… my soapy cash stash has taken a real beating but no massages anytime soon anyway with these ribs.BLOODY PAINFUL.

    We soldier on UTI

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    in reply to: England World Cup Squad. #321070
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    Much the same as IFA ….. Its NOT coming home again is it ??

    Must admit i only knew about 6 or 7 of those names.

    in reply to: Oh dear Dave again #320875
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    You really need a home visit IFA.
    Barbers are now known for illegal money laundering lol.
    Since you’ve left, Frod road and the high street must have 15 or more on the go. And probably more supermarkets renowned for illegal tobacco, drugs and money laundering.

    Following whats happening in the UK and re entry conditions here im not sure i do need a home visit AWG … i miss my remaining family there and obviously the footy but after 25 yrs away places change as does ones mindset and inclination to travel..recent visit to the middle East was probably my last adventure out of Thailand.

    ‘In my pre Millenium days of yore ‘ Frod road indeed had Wilsons chippy, loads of Indians, The Brit , Polish Club and i think Shnapps Bar.
    IFA was a dashingly handsome young lad with hair and his own teeth …bloody hell how times change.

    My love for my home town has never wavered and i still have a Scunny road sign on my gate post here… i will always be a proud Scunthonian

    UTI

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    in reply to: Oh dear Dave again #320849
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    Should Scunny not seek to open a barbers shop and convenience shop down at the ground to solve our finances.
    Michelle’s always harking about we need increase revenue streams by using the ground estate more.
    Harks on about it but nothing of substance comes forward, unless of course the bank holiday family day is a success lol.

    Just seen the BH family fun day Ad … im sure there has been a few similar events in recent times over Xmas etc and if my old memory serves me well they were total disasters.
    not sure about a barbers etc down at AAGP but there must be something that could be brought to the area to attract visitors and enhance any experience.

    No DM and Cass before you ask im not thinking of opening the first Scunthorpe Social Spa n Soapy.

    in reply to: Oh dear Dave again #320809
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    Oh dear .. dodgy convicted criminal Dave preaching about honesty and integrity really does take the biscuit, probably this Adam Drury guy did a bit of research on Mr Hiton and decided to jump ship even though he had already signed a contract.
    Hilton with his well documented past should not be allowed anywhere near a football club , how he keeps passing the fit n proper checks is another weird one.

    Feel sorry for MTFC

    in reply to: Wish List For Next Season #320687
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    Steady on IFA those lady boys might start chasing you.

    Been chasing me for years IA .. its just as i get older i cant run as fast 5555

    Im actually engaged to be married to a ladyboy .. some have called me crazy others a weirdo but for me the thought of never having to lift heavy things or mow the grass etc swayed me.
    Her name is Brian and we are planning a lavish wedding with a reception at the local WI hut and honeymoon in either Iran or Cleethorpes.

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    in reply to: Rochdale #320680
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    Gooooood player is Loberts.

    Disclaimer Loberts
    Everyone here in general says Rs sounding as Ls it was a little subtle IFA attempt at humour and didnt want to point it out and upset the massage lasses especially when they may have a delicate part of my anatomy under pressure.

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    in reply to: Grounds Manager #320679
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    Still the position remains unfilled with a new Ad posted today, has there even been any applicants ?? or is it a poison chalice , poor salary or ?????

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    in reply to: DIY SOS #320678
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    Yes let’s, then in the next breath let the club shit on fans when dealing with ticketing issues.
    3 times alone on that subject the club have been found wanting, it’s just a one way street with them.

    As ever AWG nails it “a one way street” pretty much sums it up.

    The begging bowl tagged as DIY SOS is here again and like previous comments suggest it does IMO give off a bad vibe, it seems when the club need fan support wether donations materials or time the posts are rapidly written and delivered whilst fans politely requesting updates are for the most part kept in the dark.
    ** That said if locals and /or their businesses are happy to assist them well done, i personally ceased sending donations as there was no real clarity as to where the funds would be spent.I was happy to help when paying players wages etc in the dark days of Hilton but since then it appears the likes of the Unity group etc just decide how n when to spend funds and Xmas Easter parties are not high on my list of importance…Talk of money chucked in for away travel also comes to mind IF TRUE.

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    in reply to: Wish List For Next Season #320677
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    “Hey Cass still a few pitch squares left 100 quid a throw come on you know you want one , oh hang on is that the new pitch or the old one and how deep does the 100 quid get you.”

    Poor pensioner mate. Could you forego a couple of soapy massages and buy one?

    Thats a tough decision Cass NOT.. a square of totally useless soil in Scunny or 4 hours of untold pleasure, feeling refreshed,relaxed, happy and smelling like a trannies hand bag.