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He’s driving Lady Penelope to Glyndebourne!

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I can’t believe we’ve entered this ridiculous competition again.

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I’m surprised that the “terms & conditions” don’t prohibit you from posting to a third party.

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iii) We’ve got £3,600 of people’s money. That’s not enough for a statue, so what the hell are we going to do with it?

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Your last sentence says it all ironlion.

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“Confucius say, when man find himself in hole it is best to stop digging”!

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By now we all know where IFA’s happy place is!

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4-2-2-1-1?

Don’t give Butler any more daft ideas!

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Sanfran49

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Good to see your misogyny is as strong as it ever was.

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Awaywego

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An old one that’s occasionally revived: –

With an S and a C and a U-N-T,
and a H and an O and a R-P-E,
U-N-I and T-E-D,
Scunthorpe United FC.

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alcazar

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From some of fansy’s previous posts I’m guessing he means Whitehall.

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Len Shackleton? He must have been dead 25 years!

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Awaywego wrote:

Just another forward who’s not good enough along with KVV and Ivan Toney.
Maybe we made a mistake in letting Mark Beck leave.

You forgot to include Kyle Wootton!

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Iron-awe

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EFL Cup starting before the league Alcy.

Pissing about with the fixtures again and you can’t even blame Infantino for this one!

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alcazar

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L Jones

Barrows
Evans
C Howe
Denton

Rowley
Richards
Beestin

D Howe
Whitehall
P Jones

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Probably the Britain First annual charabanc trip!

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Getting a whiff of someone’s vape and it being akin to having a tube of fruit pastels rammed up your nose!

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Rene Artois wrote:

Do we need to erect a statue?

If we did that then we’d probably need to put up a blue plaque at the site of the old Henry Afrika’s.

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Greenun wrote:

Thanks. Don’t bother much with Humberside these days and Telegraph a joke. Only convinced of signings when I see photos in Scunny shirts and scarves
Looking forward to watching Salah play for us

Well I’ve just seen pictures of him in a claret and blue shirt!

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Saul has become Paul?

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Both are design tools so both have their limitations. Nothing wrong with photoshopping AI imagery to get where you want to be.

Did an image of myself when I was playing in the 70s but I needed to photoshop out some of the associated crap. Not bad in the end from a self-indulgent point of view!

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Even worser when it’s a black and white striped one!

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Large ladies (and some gentlemen) who think they look good in Lycra shorts!

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alcazar wrote:

I bet the lads have trained well and that lessons have been learned.

I bloody well hope they’ve trained well. Not sat around with a can of Red Bull scrolling through their smartphones!

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Wenger has as many screwball ideas as Infantino.

When he was at Arsenal he never stopped moaning about releasing players for international duty, now he wants biannual World Cups.

One man shouldn’t have the power to bugger up what’s been laid down over the past century.

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Deereyme66

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Tommy Cooper fan then Alcy?

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PhilAnders wrote:

Phil Jones the equaliser!

Did we sign him from the Man Utd legends team?

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alcazar wrote:

Needs to be gone.

Which boils down to the same old question, “who do we get to replace him.”

We can’t afford a decent set of football strips never mind a decent manager!

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We got our first telly when I was four. I distinctly remember the guy putting the aerial up telling me to run into the house to see if there was a picture coming through. I ran into the living room to hear the dulcet tones of the William Tell Overture as an image of the Lone Ranger crackled into view. B&W of course.

Only two channels, BBC and ITV.

My parents always rented from a shop on the High Street (Radio Rentals?). As my dad was Steward of the Labour Club and they had one of the first colour sets in Scunthorpe I’d sneak into the lounge to watch stuff like the Cup Final. First I remember seeing in colour was Man City v Leicester in 1969. I would have been 16.

Never had a colour set again until my mid 30s. In fact we bought a VCR before a colour telly!

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Away from the Iron, I particularly like this well crafted Derby County ditty sung to the tune of “My old man’s a dustman”.

“Stan Collymore’s a wanker, he wears a wanker’s hat.
He was a Forest bastard, now he’s a Leicester t*at.
He went out with Ulrika and beat her like an egg.
So when he came to Derby, we broke his f**king leg”!

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