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Everything is upside down on a spoon.

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Iron-awe wrote:

Rene Artois wrote:

Oops… too many hop & barley juices.

I think, I’m sure I meant… Carlisle :-)

Can always tell when you’ve had a few Rene, first you can’t find the team sheet then you mix your teams up, better have another beer mate

I’m just going for a couple now :-)

Happy days.
We won’t be promoted – but we won’t be relegated.

Mid table ish – 10th

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Iron-awe wrote:

Same points after two games as nailed on certs Carlisle, chill out FFS.

Yup. We’re right up… I mean right down there.

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Oops… too many hop & barley juices.

I think, I’m sure I meant… Carlisle :-)

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Rene Artois wrote:

alcazar wrote:

Flashscore has us with only 19% possession

Please don’t tell me he’s trying to sit on a 0-0 ???

Trying to hold on to a Shrimp 1-0 Iron
:-(

Phew… job done:
1-0

Didn’t we do well !

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They are 0 from 2
As am I

Onwards and … er, well, we’ll see.

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Neville Neville

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Iron-awe wrote:

Bit like New York according to Gerard Kenny!

Oh that’s named it twice!

Cous Cous

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IronIronIron wrote:

So “interesting” that you’ve posted it twice – on different threads.

Yes, very.

One, is that week’s prediction in the relevant thread.
T’other, is in the year long thread.

‘Interesting’ how you can’t differentiate and conclude!

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alcazar wrote:

Flashscore has us with only 19% possession
Please don’t tell me he’s trying to sit on a 0-0 ???

Trying to hold on to a Shrimp 1-0 Iron
:-(

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Of course he does!
He’s on here 24/7 … lol

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I’ve found it … cheers :-)

We’re getting mullered!

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What’s the team then.
I could google (other search engines are available) it, but…

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alcazar wrote:

Rene Artois wrote:

Did they travel today?
An over nighter?

Surely they aren’t going down on the day?

Travel today.
Ready made excuse for a poor performance and a (probable), thumping by Southend.

Oh dear!

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MK Iron wrote:

Time for the love child to stake his claim Rene!

Is he up front in a two.

Or

Asked to run his arse off up and down the line?

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cassidystash wrote:

Not tall enough or has to justify signing Richards?

Always happens. A forever conundrum.

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Rene Artois wrote:

Shrimpers 4-1 Iron

They’ll go round us, through us, over us, under us.

Chasing shadows next week!

Let’s see.
It ain’t footy without a bet!

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At 3/1, is anyone ‘Coxy’ enough to stick that in their Acca?

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Played 1
Accurately predicted 0

Let’s see how they do on the morrow.

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Did they travel today?
An over nighter?

Surely they aren’t going down on the day?

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At what age would an aging directorial creditor call in their loans?
You’d want your executor to have a simple a ‘job’ as possible… wouldn’t you?
Are the loans interest free?
The DLA would disclose.

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The link in the post above takes you here:

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Travel tomorrow?
Overnight stay?

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Team sheet?
A double sided A4?
£2 … Jesus :-(

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Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Viva Binface!

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Apollo11 wrote:

Not sure it has been publicly announced (it may have been, though?) but some people might be interested. United are only opening the Threadgold stand for the NL Cup fixtures.

The Insiders will know.

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saleiron wrote:

According to our number 1 fan, there are some “cracking fixtures” in this competition and we should “get behind The Boys.” And here’s me thinking it’s a waste of time.

It puts some mileage in to the stiffs legs.

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No Insiders / Outsiders at The Shrimpers.
Just United!

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SHRIMPERS – Fan Engagement & FAB

I’ve had a quick look at this.
Going to have a more detailed look shortly.

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saleiron wrote:

I wish the likes of this content could be put behind a paywall. Dreadful.

https://scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news/2026/august/statistical-review-iron-1-1-yeovil-town

Bullshit?

The first ‘stats’ are Andy’s Bet Clubs.

The second stats are the National Leagues.

Andy’s Bet Clubs:

National Leagues:

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