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They are 0 from 2
As am I

Onwards and … er, well, we’ll see.

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Neville Neville

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Iron-awe wrote:

Bit like New York according to Gerard Kenny!

Oh that’s named it twice!

Cous Cous

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IronIronIron wrote:

So “interesting” that you’ve posted it twice – on different threads.

Yes, very.

One, is that week’s prediction in the relevant thread.
T’other, is in the year long thread.

‘Interesting’ how you can’t differentiate and conclude!

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alcazar wrote:

Flashscore has us with only 19% possession
Please don’t tell me he’s trying to sit on a 0-0 ???

Trying to hold on to a Shrimp 1-0 Iron
:-(

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Of course he does!
He’s on here 24/7 … lol

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I’ve found it … cheers :-)

We’re getting mullered!

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What’s the team then.
I could google (other search engines are available) it, but…

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alcazar wrote:

Rene Artois wrote:

Did they travel today?
An over nighter?

Surely they aren’t going down on the day?

Travel today.
Ready made excuse for a poor performance and a (probable), thumping by Southend.

Oh dear!

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MK Iron wrote:

Time for the love child to stake his claim Rene!

Is he up front in a two.

Or

Asked to run his arse off up and down the line?

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cassidystash wrote:

Not tall enough or has to justify signing Richards?

Always happens. A forever conundrum.

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Rene Artois wrote:

Shrimpers 4-1 Iron

They’ll go round us, through us, over us, under us.

Chasing shadows next week!

Let’s see.
It ain’t footy without a bet!

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At 3/1, is anyone ‘Coxy’ enough to stick that in their Acca?

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Played 1
Accurately predicted 0

Let’s see how they do on the morrow.

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Did they travel today?
An over nighter?

Surely they aren’t going down on the day?

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At what age would an aging directorial creditor call in their loans?
You’d want your executor to have a simple a ‘job’ as possible… wouldn’t you?
Are the loans interest free?
The DLA would disclose.

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The link in the post above takes you here:

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Travel tomorrow?
Overnight stay?

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Team sheet?
A double sided A4?
£2 … Jesus :-(

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Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
Viva Binface!

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Apollo11 wrote:

Not sure it has been publicly announced (it may have been, though?) but some people might be interested. United are only opening the Threadgold stand for the NL Cup fixtures.

The Insiders will know.

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saleiron wrote:

According to our number 1 fan, there are some “cracking fixtures” in this competition and we should “get behind The Boys.” And here’s me thinking it’s a waste of time.

It puts some mileage in to the stiffs legs.

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No Insiders / Outsiders at The Shrimpers.
Just United!

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SHRIMPERS – Fan Engagement & FAB

I’ve had a quick look at this.
Going to have a more detailed look shortly.

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saleiron wrote:

I wish the likes of this content could be put behind a paywall. Dreadful.

https://scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news/2026/august/statistical-review-iron-1-1-yeovil-town

Bullshit?

The first ‘stats’ are Andy’s Bet Clubs.

The second stats are the National Leagues.

Andy’s Bet Clubs:

National Leagues:

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TheJuryeffsOut wrote:

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cassidystash wrote:

“Ross Barrows was everywhere for the home side on Saturday.”

Except on the back post for the Yeovil goal.

Nailed it Cass.

I give up, watch the highlights Rene, It is Denton who loses the scorer and Whitehall with a halfhearted attempt to then stop him.

Their bloke ghosted in from nowhere.
Nobody tracked / visualised his run.
I’d say it was a team fuck up.

As the free-kick was taken, the marking of their four players in our box was poor.
Our four spare scarecrows in our box may as well have being!

If we’ve 8 in our box against their 4 – should we perhaps have one in front and one behind each of their four?
Our ‘front’ markers then look out for any runners and pull off and close down / pick up the player if it’s in their zone?

Whose job was it to mark OBENG – that is the individual who’s at fault.

Surely someone would have being assigned him? After all, he knocked in 22 goals in 42 appearances (7th tier) with Walton & Hersham last season!

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cassidystash wrote:

“Ross Barrows was everywhere for the home side on Saturday.”

Except on the back post for the Yeovil goal.

Nailed it Cass.

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Steve wrote:

But Howe is playing Rene so he’s surely scoring 4 goals?

Not as a RW / RM
Play him up top and he would probably get one, possibly two.

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Always Iron wrote:

I’ll be darn Sarfend and I agree they’ll be favourites but why do people think they are going to walk all over us. It’s very early days and so much negativity on this site. Give it 10 games at least, unbelievable.

Tell us how you are feeling at 17:00 on Saturday.

Omens aren’t looking good.

Tea leaves & tarot cards are saying the same.

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Rebranding under way.
Iron Mistrust.

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