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Rene Artois wrote:

Sit 2nd bottom of the away table:

23rd Leamington P16 W2 D4 L10 GF11 GA21 GD-10 Pts1O

Of those 10 defeats:
2-1 – 6 occasions
1-0 – 4 occasions

Recently, we seem to keep throwing in a silly soft goal each game, therefore:

Iron 2:1 Brakes
HT 0-0
Beestin, Roberts
Att 3,789

Actual attendance: 3,793
Close but no cigar.
6-5 now (2-1 & 1-0 defeat scorelines)

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Chorley have just pulled level against Chester having being 0-2 down.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

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If “we’d” have abstained for a further 1 hour & 13 minutes – it’d have been 48 hours since a post.

TBF Rene, I think you’re responsible for creating at least 50% of new threads and rehashing countless others. Are you in Bru semi retirement?

Perhaps we’ve burnt ourselves out?
So many ups & downs, twists & turns… it’s being exhausting.
We’re all hoping we are champions but I doubt if anyone is confident enough to put their shirt on that outcome.

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Deereyme66

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If “we’d” have abstained for a further 1 hour & 13 minutes – it’d have been 48 hours since a post.

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Awaywego wrote:

Beck rumoured to be on £1500 a week, on paper a good signing, in reality a wage thief at the moment.

Incredulous!
What a waste of money!
Total footballing mismanagement!

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Facebook:

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Apollo11

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Apollo11 wrote:

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It Seems A Tom Zanetti Is The Promoter

It doesn’t actually say that.

True.

“ Tom Zanetti is bringing a 3 day festival to Scunthorpe on May Bank Holiday Weekend “

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It Seems A Tom Zanetti Is The Promoter

Never heard of him.

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Attendance was 1,402
1,245 last season.

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If your movements are grey then please seek medical advice… lol

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THE MOVEMENT – Let’s Hope That The Plumbing & The Drains Can Take It!

I see that both of the early bird tickets in each category have sold out on each of the 3 days… lol

Booking fees as high as £11.50 for some tickets.

The Q Jump option allows you to swerve around the 2 early birds for a fee of a fiver + £1 admin fee… lol

£10 to park your car, plus a £1 booking fee.

Perhaps:
Hand car wash £15 plus a £2 admin fee.
Mini Valet £40 plus a £5 admin fee.
Gold Valet £80 plus a £10 admin fee.
Platinum Valet £120 plus a £15 admin fee.
Mini service £120 plus parts, plus £20 booking fee.
Full service £240 plus parts, plus £30 booking fee.
Dent Devil Dave – send photos of the damage for a quote. £20 quotation, £20 admin… plus Dave’s price.
Boycie’s Bangers – part ex your current car for one of Boycie’s highly desirable vehicles. 10% finders fee on top of Boycie’s screen price. (No income tax, no vat, no money back, no guarantee)

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Not a great start to the month.

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0-0 at HT here in España.
8th v 2nd bottom.
We’re dreadful so far.

Lost 1-2.
0-1 on 47 mins
1-1 (pen) on 88 mins
1-2 on 89 mins
Just got in.
Gutted.

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Rene Artois wrote:

The only team to have not drawn at home this season:

11th Buxton P17 W10 D0 L7 GF30 GA22 GD+8 Pts30

Artoiscast: 1-1
Att: 1,255

Olé.

0-0 at HT here in España.
8th v 2nd bottom.
We’re dreadful so far.

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The only team to have not drawn at home this season:

11th Buxton P17 W10 D0 L7 GF30 GA22 GD+8 Pts30

Artoiscast: 1-1
Att: 1,255

Hopefully a 1-3 win… fingers crossed.

1-1 is the shortest priced score-cast at 9/2.

Just for post match referencing:

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C&C – concessions & complimentaries… the curse of lower league clubs.

Have they binned the concert ‘idea’ off ?

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Successive 0-0 draws x 2 V the top two teams in the league!

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Fatbear

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11 points from a possible 15 pts in February – onwards & upwards.

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Deereyme66

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“As things stand he’s happy with the striker/forward options available to cover. More after 6pm” – Stan.

Oh dear!

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another fed up fan wrote:

0-2 Att 3245

Surely we ain’t that bad?

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All we need now is for Roberts to get clattered.
That would be game over.

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If he played 90 minutes of every remaining game, I’d wager (at the bookies) that he doesn’t bag a total of four goals before the regular league season finishes.
I can’t see him exceeding two league goals on completion of the 46 league games.
Nowt against him… he just can’t do it.

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Alternatively, start him until he gasses up, then bring someone else on?

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Awaywego

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We have to give him the chance to prove what he can do.
Beck has had plenty of chances and delivered once.
Let’s see how Wreh goes – but give him starts, not just 20 / 30 minute spurts from the bench.

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inspector

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Of course I do… but he ain’t delivering! He’s had many chances and can’t get going.

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Difficult to find diamonds in Poundland’s ‘whoops’ bins.

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Start the new lad in every one of the remaining games and give him a real chance to show us what he can do.

We know Beck is a disaster. Bench him.

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As we’ve said all season… there’s no consistency in this league.

Bench Beck.

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ironking wrote:

Whitehall and Roberts are our only goal sources and now we are at 50% capacity.

We’ve known for a long time that we would be in the doggy doo if we lost W or R.
Reap what you sow.

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As they say in origami… everything will unfold.

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