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64 wrote:

We don’t want you tripping on a divet

Divot, you daft sod.

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Awaywego wrote:

Being on the pitch three times, Crewe in the playoffs that took us to our first Wembley appearance, Swansea playoff, and gaining promotion to the championship against Huddersfield I believe.
Special moments for us all.

It’s a fair way from the top of a floodlight pylon to the pitch.
A couple of thousand Hull fans, at least, were the on the pitch celebrating promotion at Walsall, ratbag copper with a police dog wouldn’t let me on, hey ho.

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I don’t know what they intend to do to your pitch, but last year Hull dug theirs up, new drainage, heating system, and all soil removed and replaced, then reseeded. One and a half million quids worth, come this month and it’s threadbare and crap!

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Awaywego wrote:

We had “Your a town full of paedos” sung with great gusto last night.

I’m sure you’ll eventually recover, 3-2-1 and you’ve recovered.

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Awaywego wrote:

See Hull city fans got the same warning as us over the tannoy and scoreboard last night, who’d have thought after all these years people still find the chant “Chelsea rent boys” offensive.
And indeed an hate crime, can’t imagine anyone singing that last night had hate in their heart.
Just a chant get over it.

According to Peter Levy on Monday’s 6-30 pm edition of Look North it was racist and homophobic chanting, was it bollocks.
I fired off an email to the BBC and got a waffling reply,with no hint of an apology for that lie.

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Awaywego

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Awaywego wrote:

I get the point Deerey I just don’t agree that’s all.
Savage is a paedo is just a chant and that’s all it is, now some individual shouting Savage your a paedo that’s not ok imo.
Like I say chants nowadays are no worse than what we used to sing back in the day, don’t get me wrong the paedo one is old hat and had it’s time, again imo but each to there own.
I like nothing better than a abusive chant even if it’s at scunnys expense, same for most teams I expect.
Take Saturday Preston fans warned again (evidently they got a letter from the fa back in 2024 about it with all the threats of fines and point deductions) before the Middlesbrough game Tangerine Tangerine your mother’s a crackwhore your dad is a queen, to a Gallagher tune evidently, obviously aimed at their local rivals Blackpool, points deduction or a fine come on.
Most Blackpool fans seem to accept it’s just local rivalry and take it with good heart, wind down the being offensive or offended shite.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

I think you’ve become Harry Hill

More Benny Hill.

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The shrinking violets should pipe up like I would, ‘excuse me, can I sit in that empty seat please’?
Signed,
A Mouthy Yorkshireman. (Door ajar)

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We had to have the smart meter as part of the reduced tariff(steady Donald) I switched to. I’ve never even plugged in the separate meter they give you to track your usage, as we have a very well insulated house and use energy as and when needed. As they’ve now provided two smart meters that don’t work I look forward to my free fifty quid later this year that they’re obliged to cough up, along with the £25 and £20 I’ve already had for switching tariffs in the last year, c/o Martin Lewis.

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Smart meter, pah. British Gas fitted us one in August 2024, it didn’t work. They replaced it in October 2024, it doesn’t, and never did, work. I’ll try again when the £50 mandatory rebate kicks in later this year for non-working smart meters.

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Apologies, I’ve tried to resist but I can’t hear’Armageddon’ without remembering this clip. I was driving us to an away match when I had this on my car sound system.
It’s difficult to drive with tears of laughter rolling down your face.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

We don’t have to be an “Einstein” to understand your political position .
I openly declare I am a “born again”* Christian ,therefore receive hostility from non- believers ( not neutrality). You have an agenda which is Marxist in its worldview. Correct me if I’m wrong.

* Incorrect spelling of ‘brain washed’.

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Awaywego wrote:

No abusing our drummer TW he’s the one who’s done the most to bring the atmosphere back at our club.

He can shove his effing drum up his…

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You can shove you effing drum up your…

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

So whichever way the election will be no later than the first Thursday in May 2029.
Is that what you are saying NorthumbIron?

The next general election will be no later than Wednesday 15th August 2029, as you probably already knew.
I wonder if Don will try his recent trick, ‘vote for my preferred candidate, or else’, any guesses?

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Geography, we’d be lost without it. The East Riding is nothing to do with Hull.

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Iron-awe wrote:

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My area gets a mention in the book, ‘three wise men came from the East Riding on camels’…

Bit harsh calling Hull girls that though, lol.

Point of order, Hull’s ridiculously tight boundary stops at the East Riding.

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My area gets a mention in the book, ‘three wise men came from the East Riding on camels’…

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I might watch that when I have less time.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

Your reply didn’t answer my post?

How very careful of me, it must be catching.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

…you didn’t send the memo to Liberace,Larry Grayson,transgender people,all “gay” people,all pro-abortion people etc etc. did you?Do you need to reconsider your thesis of the point of life? You seem to be disconnected with many of the human race.

I also didn’t send the memo to a good friend and his wife who tried to have a baby for years, alas it was never to be. They’d have given any offspring a far better life than scumbags you can see on the news every day, those that produce kids at the drop of a hat. Not forgetting the fact around one in four pregnancies ends in miscarriage, by your reasoning, as He’s omnipotent, He’s also a murdering abortionist.

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And again, in the final analysis the point of life is to produce the next generation, nothing more nothing less.

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It’s comforting to know that after his period in purgatory that good Christian repenter Jimmy Savile will welcome BPG to the promised land, no, not Swansea.

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TwoWrights wrote:

billpuntonsghost wrote:

The Marxist totalitarian state is coming on a lot quicker than ever I thought .

Much like Don telling voters in other countries to vote for his preferred candidate or else. Any comment?

Comment came none.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

The Marxist totalitarian state is coming on a lot quicker than ever I thought .

Much like Don telling voters in other countries to vote for his preferred candidate or else. Any comment?

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Iron-awe wrote:

TwoWrights wrote:

billpuntonsghost wrote:

The totalitarian Marxist state is coming along a lot quicker than even I thought.

We could always try the Don system, a jury finds them guilty he pardons them.

Strange how bill never mentions anything about the Donald being found guilty of sexual assault and business fraud, what will the good lord think of them both?

His excuse will be somewhere in Leviticus. Along with his excuse for Don the great defender of democracy telling voters in other countries ‘vote for my favoured candidate or else’.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

The totalitarian Marxist state is coming along a lot quicker than even I thought.

We could always try the Don system, a jury finds them guilty he pardons them.

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Anyone that loses five million quid over ten years through gambling deserves all they don’t get. A true definition of a mug punter.

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No, I mean anti religion, your one true god is as true as theirs, and your and theirs are manmade.

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Change a few of the words and graphics, not that many either, and you’d have an anti religion video.

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