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Wishing him a full and speedy recovery.

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ironingboard wrote:

They all sound incredibly precise.

I usually work to the nearest foot.

You are Douglas Bader, and I claim my five pounds.

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It depends who he’s talking to, and what day it is.

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Harvey Price could rubbish that video.

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Northumbiron, Gurnelista

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

Interesting video,TwoWright. Did you find my video interesting?

No, it was the usual ‘believe in God or else’ guff. If you were from Syria instead of the Scunthorpe area, you’d most probably be posting Islamic guff.

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ironingboard wrote:

What’s your favourite tool?

This week it is mostly Robert Jenrick.

Not Black & Decker I presume.

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More fool me because I viewed the original guff…

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It looks like the algorithm on here is destined for ever lasting damnation. On my screen the first advert accompanying BPG’s first You Tube tripe is for Disney.

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Northumbiron

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

One final question,all you atheists on here,would you admit even though you don’t think there is a Creator of the universe and all things,you would love for it to be true and have eternal life in Heaven with Him?
The reason I ask this question is because all the atheists I have spoken to ,not one has ever said to me, “Bill you are completely wrong in your belief ,but I would love it if it were true.” Any thoughts?

If your belief is correct it would be nice, you’ll never know though as your terminal breath will be just that, nothing afterwards absolutely nothing.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

TwoWrights,you are quoting Scripture! Romans 3:18 “There is no fear of God before their eyes”.

Fear God as he ought to be feared, and die only as believers. Quran 3:102.
Time for a change BPG.

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Rebellious, adjective, showing a desire to resist authority or control.
No imagined deity has any authority or control over me, and never will have. Ergo, I’m not rebellious.
Thirty odd years ago I was splattered by a car and saw it coming, lights out and nothing experienced until I momentarily woke up again. Apart from not waking up death will be the same, it holds no fear for me.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

‘The totalitarian,Marxist ideological state’

What planet are you on?

Probably one of the ones God created on the fourth day, along with the Sun, the Moon and the stars.

Although how four days had passed when there was no Sun is a mystery!

You Tube is your friend, especially for answering difficult questions using BS.

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64 wrote:

Bloody snowflake

They melt and can become a killer tsunami, or large damaging hailstones.

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Northumbiron wrote:

Indeed. And if an omnipotent, omnipresent deity actually existed then they wouldn’t need mankind to do their PR work.

It’s utter nonsense.

An omnipotent deity could oh so easily divert the path of a bullet, I suppose ‘he’ moves in mysterious ways, or some other BS excuse.

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

..are you serious,Deeryme?

He could be, Mr Kettle.

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Someone should point out to fruitcake Bill that this shooting took place on a college campus, attended by many students.

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Help is available.

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Gurnelista, Siderite

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AWG meets Gordon Hill, aka Dick and Dom.

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Iron-awe wrote:

TwoWrights wrote:

Anyone that thinks a Grimbarian accent is like my Hullensian one isn’t listening. Years ago I was talking to a copper* in Hull, who wasn’t from here, he said he could tell the difference between a west Hull/east Hull accent.

* I’ve never been arrested.

I find that hard to believe, I thought it was compulsory that anyone from Hull had to be arrested at least twice in their lifetime.

Patience.

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Iron-awe

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Northumbiron wrote:

Discovered those Belgian tripels Two?

Nah, Madri from exotic Burton on Trent! ;-)

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Northumbiron

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4.2%, shandy. ;-)

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Anyone that thinks a Grimbarian accent is like my Hullensian one isn’t listening. Years ago I was talking to a copper* in Hull, who wasn’t from here, he said he could tell the difference between a west Hull/east Hull accent.

* I’ve never been arrested.

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Oh dear.

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Northumbiron

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billpuntonsghost wrote:

Lots of the recent posts have good points,but until we turn to Biblical truths the wrath of God will be upon us. Marxism and Secularism are false worldviews,only the Christian worldview will lead to peace and happiness. When you have Christian denominations turning “liberal” the signs are worrying at the moment,but thankfully we have a Sovereign God.We pray for a Spiritual revival in this Country.

Hmmm, subtle or succinct? I’ll go subtle, you can save your useless prayers and shove your Christian worldview up your…

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Nice of Eric Cantona to turn up.

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‘We are experiencing technical delays please bear with us’.
Awkward questions first?

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64 wrote:

I wish selfishly they gone ,one less relegated?

Shame on you.

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Iron-awe wrote:

Northumbiron wrote:

Well according to the Bible donkeys can talk!

Hee haw hee hawlways says that.

Silly ass. :-)

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Northumbiron wrote:

Well according to the Bible donkeys can talk!

Well, I’ve seen GB News now and again.

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Some believe that a man walked on water, came back to life days after dieing, so by that reckoning pigs should be well able to fly.

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