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  • in reply to: Sack Cox Now #214628
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    Cox is now like a punch-drunk boxer. He keeps getting back into the ring or up off the canvas, only to be poleaxed again by a left hook.

    His seconds are of no use and his manager is making a mint by betting on the opposition.

    SUFC rapidly becoming a basket case!

    in reply to: NEWPORT away #214589
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    Cox must have his coaching badges, so he’ll get a job somewhere in the football pyramid, even if it’s not a managerial position.

    His win percentage is around 23% at the moment. It will soon be down to 10% the way our results are going.

    The longer he stays as ringmaster of this circus the lower his ratings will drop. If I were him I’d be giving it serious thought.

    Failing that there’s apparently a shortage of HGV drivers! He’s already driven many of us to the brink of despair.

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    in reply to: Laws In #214582
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    An anagram of Il Swan.

    in reply to: NEWPORT away #214580
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    Everything you touch seems to be turning to ashes.

    Very tactful! I’m sure there’s a better word than ashes though!

    Bartonscorpion, if Cox is the “nice bloke” everyone says he is and loves the club and the town, then he’ll do the decent thing and walk, which will cost nothing.

    Btw I ignored your 1-0 prediction and went for 3-0. So that’s 12 points for me, which would have been 24 if the joker button had been working!

    in reply to: Knock Knock! Who’s there? #214576
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    Is it the grim reaper?

    in reply to: Bottom of the EFL. #214575
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    Back to back wins against Harrogate and Forest Green we see us comfortable in lower mid-table!

    [UTI99 on Northumbiron’s login]

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    in reply to: The club is dead until Swann leaves #214556
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    The living dead!

    Staggering around like zombies!

    in reply to: NEWPORT away #214547
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    Looking like 5-3-2 as predicted.

    Watson

    Millen Taft Onariase Davis O’Malley

    Beestin Perry Hackney

    Jarvis Scrimshaw

    Loft & Bunn on bench

    in reply to: Cox Out #214542
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    Hippolyte looked good in CM

    I would say looked good is stretching it!

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    in reply to: Recruitment #214426
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    Ask anyone who has participated in sports, be it golf, tennis, rock climbing, skiing or whatever and they’ll tell you they learnt from playing/participating alongside better players.

    Our youngsters are not learning because those they are playing with are no better than they are.

    As a result our squad will not develop as well as previous outfits that had the likes of Joe Murphy, Andy Crosby and Ian Baraclough in them.

    We are actually stifling our home grown talent, not developing it.

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    in reply to: Cox Out #214416
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    When I was teaching I remember our caretaker, who was a bit of an old cynic saying to me “when I come back in the next life, I want to be a PE teacher. All they do is kick around with the kids all day!” As he looked out over the playing fields.

    I reckon Cox and his coaches are pretty much glorified PE teachers. They’ll have a lesson plan for each training session, and tick off each item covered. Like any class of mixed ability pupils they won’t expect everyone to perform to the same level, just as long as they do their best, so Cox can say “we had a really good training session”.

    However when it comes to tactics and motivation – well I don’t think that’s part of Saturday Club!

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    in reply to: Recruitment #214407
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    Get O’Neil out the club and see if we can get an able striker in with an ounce of ability.

    This is precisely my beef about the recruitment. O’Neill has made just a few cameos, but I think most of us are of the opinion that he’s never going to contribute a great deal.

    To get him “out the club” after less than ten games smacks of poor decision making by those in charge of recruitment.

    It’s also slightly disconcerting that both O’Neill and Hackney must have been known to McMahon and we’re most probably (though we can’t be certain) recommended to Cox by him.

    Baffling!

    in reply to: Harrogate Away #214402
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    Does that mean I’ll have to go in the home end?

    in reply to: Recruitment #214393
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    Ferrite, that’s because as per usual we have an unbalanced squad.

    Two decent left backs is great, but not when there are weaknesses in other positions.

    We either have too many (insert position) or too few. Get a run of injuries, which we always seem to do, and we’re screwed!

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    in reply to: PROTEST #214309
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    There’s zero chance the club will fold.

    But apparently a 5/2 chance it will be non-league come May.

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    in reply to: PROTEST #214289
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    Watch us die like Chesterfield, Grimsby, Southend, Notts County, Wrexham, Stockport, Torquay etc?

    If you don’t like the English football pyramid go support a franchise league.

    So there you go, you prove my point.

    You have already accepted relegation out of the EFL.

    The purpose of the pyramid system is to provide an incentive to perform to your optimum. We have seen precious little of that over the past four seasons.

    Anyway, the OP is not about the performance of the team. There are several other threads for that.

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    in reply to: PROTEST #214262
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    What is it with everyone in society wanting a reason to protest?

    And what is it with everyone in society sitting back and accepting crap?

    The UK is not the Conservative Party’s country it’s OUR country! We are not merely customers of Tim Martin and Richard Branson.

    The same is true of Scunthorpe United.

    However I do agree that at present any protest would be better held on Blackpool seafront!

    in reply to: Port Vale #214239
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    Unlucky not to win 2.1,

    Unlucky not to win 2-0 last weekend.

    Can’t run a football team on luck alone though. It’s not a board game.

    Although is does increasingly feel like a game of Monopoly!

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    in reply to: Cox Out #214228
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    Cox’s stats since August 2020…

    P-61 W-14 D-14 L-33

    Win ratio of 22.95%

    Not sure if that includes yesterday, which would lower it even more.

    Not great is it?

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    in reply to: Port Vale #214209
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    3-5-2 worked okay for Port Vale.

    in reply to: Rumours of the day #214192
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    There is a group of Chinese people looking to take over.

    Is it the Moon Palace on Scotter Rd?

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    in reply to: Port Vale #214175
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    Why change a winning drawing team?

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    Due to be delivered mid-October?

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    in reply to: Port Vale #214137
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    Driver shortage?

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    in reply to: Still at it then? #214136
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    Wow!

    Have you sent an email to Neil?

    in reply to: Man of the match #214039
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    Not Applicable at Scunthorpe United these days!

    in reply to: Something else I noticed… #214026
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    Ah, right!

    So after a quarter of the season has passed them?

    in reply to: Something else I noticed… #214011
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    I post the obvious reply: –

    We don’t do enough to get it dirty. And certainly not sweaty!

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    in reply to: Favourites to finish bottom. #214002
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    My proof is what happened between 16:40 and 16:55 on Saturday.

    I was not at the Sutton game!

    in reply to: Something else I noticed… #214001
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