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No, they’ve suddenly learned how to score goals!

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What’s the betting Mr Whitehouse scores again?

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Ironawe wrote:

One of the directors needs to get into Dean and tell them one up top and then replace one up top with one up top won’t bring them back.

Directors telling the manager how to do things is what turned supporters against the Swanns?

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“Hope this knee injury clears up soon so I can get back in the Arsenal squad!”

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Just Iron

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The Battalion is only as good as its Commanding Officer!

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Sanfran49

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Is that the document BPG got hold of a couple of years back?

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Awaywego wrote:

renowned trouble makers bringing about a thousand.

We’re Scunthorpe United not Wrexham!

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For me it was more the fact that he scored a goal with a tidy finish.

Something we’ve been struggling to do of late.

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Thanks Matt.

I thought I’d slept through the weekend.

At 5pm I’ll probably wish I had!

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Ferrite wrote:

There’s a big difference between a long pass & a long ball.

There’s an even bigger difference between Erling Haaland & Danny Whitehall!

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Well I dodged a bullet there!

Spent last night at Newcastle City Hall watching Sarah Millican telling jokes about fannys for two hours.

Probably more entertaining than being at the 1st Cloud watching a bunch of them!

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It’s what happens when you put pub league people in charge of a former EFL club.

As far as the football is concerned we are distinctly amateur. We’re playing at the Jimmy Dean level. We have been for a year now so it’s going to take some doing to get the professionalism back.

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Rene Artois, Heath, Deereyme66

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A Smoking Goat Drive Through?

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Ian Lavender arrives at the Pearly Gates. “Name please”, says St Peter. To which a pompous voice from behind barks, “Don’t tell him Pike!”

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Just Iron, Iron-awe

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Talking to a couple of Shields fans last night and they’re convinced we’re going to hammer them again.

Seems like we don’t have the monopoly on pessimism!

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Whitehouse is playing well for Chester. Got their winner yesterday!

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Tamworth lost there earlier in the season.

Just saying!

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Sanfran49

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Club finances say end of season!

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Ferrite

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Whitehall is a bargain bin Steve Torpey!

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Is Poulter to Cleggy counted as one of the outgoings?

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Whitehall needs to improve his attitude. Need a nippy little poacher in there too.

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Awaywego

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He’s on the NLN Top Scorers list. Equal on 8 with Marcus Carver!

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Noticed Blyth’s home game was off yesterday. Waterlogged pitch!

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Rene Artois

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Amoeba living on Saturn?

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As up to date as ever Fansy!

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Wot! No Chester?

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Going for 3-1 to Iron. Now I’ve leapfrogged NI in the prediction league I’ve Cliff and Irish Scunny in my sights for a top half finish.

I racked up 41 points on Tuesday night so don’t count your chickens!

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Sanfran49

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But we’ve had so many previous managers that have done that. It must be written on the wall in the gaffer’s office!

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No! He hit it low around the wall to the keeper’s left but it had no power so the keeper who must have been close on 7′ tall had time to smoke one of those things WG is suggesting I’m on before lying down to save it!

Frustrating to watch last night. Body language and attitude both poor.

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Awaywego

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WG – Whitehall as you say can’t hold up play. He can’t shoot either (his free kick last night was pathetic) so he’s only good for tap ins and penalties.

Not what I call quality. Might as well have Bennett back!

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