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Rene Artois wrote:

Second best away team (points) in the league.

They’ll score a goal.

Will we be able to break them down and grab one or even two goals?

NO!

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Ten man Tamworth are currently 1-0 up.
The tornado thunders on!

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Dubai fan wrote:

This guys seems like he used to commentate at a race course

No support guy either.
He hasn’t sipped a drink all game… non stop motor mouth. Brilliant.
He imparts loads of information and detail.

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cassidystash

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The App also carries a ‘chat room’ where you can discuss what’s unfolding.
Brilliant.

HT 0-1
Boos!

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Can’t listen to him anymore. He’s giving the Premier League scores out ruining MotD later.

Doesn’t bother me as I’ve no interest in the PL and never watch MotD.

I’ve noticed he only gives scores from other matches when the ball isn’t in play.

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https://m.twitch.tv/curzonashton?ios-app-redirect=true&desktop-redirect=true

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Rene Artois wrote:

Second best away team (points) in the league.

They’ll score a goal.

Will we be able to break them down and grab one or even two goals?

Completely against the run of play!

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I’m listening to the young man.
He’s excellent!
A bit like John Motson on speed.
He ought to send a few videos off to the BBC… I’m sure they’d snap him up!

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Deereyme66 wrote:

It’s currently a camera on a Curzon commentator at GP. Can someone bob up to the box and turn the camera round please?

Great commentary.
Big thumbs up.

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Management team rewarded for an upturn in the Nash’s performances since appointment:

https://www.questmedianetwork.co.uk/news/sport/curzon-coaching-staff-extend-contracts-to-2025/

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Surely todays game isn’t live?

https://twitter.com/CurzonAshton/status/1756271804392296515?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

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I hope they haven’t put a Curz On us… curse on… I’ll get my coat, hat & gloves.

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Good luck kiddo.
Hopefully they’ll put their trust in you and give you the game time you need.
Once a goal scorer…

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news/2024/february/harrison-poulter-joins-cleethorpes-town-on-loan/

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Love the underdog!

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Flu or Covid?
It’s on the rise again.
I’d get them tested.

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news/2024/february/-player-pre-curzon-ashton-views-from-jimmy-dean/

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Burnley ‘youngster(-ish)’ joins Nash.

Lewis joins Curzon Ashton in loan deal

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A ‘super-computer’ predicts end of season placings:

2 Scunthorpe United
3 Brackley Town
4 Chorley
5 Scarborough Athletic
6 Alfreton Town
7 Boston United

1/4 Finals
Chorley v Boston
Scarborough v Alfreton

Semi-Finals
Scunthorpe v ?
Brackley v ?

Final
? V ?

Playoff Winners
?

I won’t tempt fate.

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“Michelle Harness, at the helm doth stand,
With your vision, we’re a winning brand!

Leading with passion, guiding the way,
Under your leadership, we’ll seize the day!

Michelle Harness, our anchor and saviour,
With you at the helm, we’re all of a quaver!
Iron, Iron, Iron!

Michelle Harness, our saviour bold,
With your leadership, our story’s told!

Through highs and lows, you’ve led the way,
Under your care, we’ll win the day!

Michelle Harness, our beacon bright,
With you as owner, we’ll reach new heights!”
Iron, Iron, Iron!”

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“Jacob Butterfield, skillful and bright,
On the pitch, you shine with delight!

With every pass, you lead the way,
For victory, we’ll cheer and sway!

Jacob Butterfield, our midfield king,
With you on our side, we’ll always sing!

Iron, Iron, Iron!”

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Clash of the Titans

1st v 2nd

Real Madrid v Girona – 5:30pm kick off (UK time)

Coverage on ITV4 & ITV X from 17:00hrs.

https://twitter.com/itvfootball/status/1755877454634197225?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

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Jimbob is demonstrating that he’s tactically dilettantish.

We should be the Lords of the Manor at this level; engorging from a gourmandised menu.
Instead, we are slopped up ‘le menu à prendre ou à laisser’

A one dish fits all diet that is unpleasant, unpalatable and inducing a state of torpor and cibophobia.

The menu requires a Ramseyesque intervention, else the restaurant will be empty next season.

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100% focused on the league the 1st team are in.

Sadly, all we have remaining is the pyramidion.

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Deereyme66 wrote:

I’ve been hacked.
Checked my prediction and it said 4-0.
I suspect foul play.
4-0 my arse!!

22/1
lol

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Rene Artois wrote:

Away NLN games that don’t clash with PL games.

£180 for a commercial premise to show the game.

Iron Bar holds 200.

£10 entry = £2,000
£20 beer (a guess) = £4,000
£10 food = £2,000

Income = £8,000

Iron Bar = 200
Exec Lounge = 120
Restaurant = 150

470 potential.
That could generate £18,800 (using the assumed expenditure above).

Money in to our club rather than the oppositions.

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news/2024/february/iron-to-beamback-south-shields-away-clash/

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My ‘money thief’ has us at a lower price for SUFC to win 3-0 (10/1) than for CAFC to win 1-0 (12/1)

After the recent dismal performances, that’s (12/1) a huge price.

1-0… 9/2
2-0… 11/2
1-1… 6/1
2-1… 7/1
0-0… 8/1
3-0… 10/1
3-1… 12/1

0-1… 12/1

Warrington & Brackley are the current form teams, both taking ten points from the last four games.

Head… another 1-1
Heart… 2-1
Gut… 0-1

Three bobs at the one apple… but, if I was forced to have a bet, I’d do the 1-1

UTI

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All of Curzon’s goals scored in January:

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Seven (7!) clean sheets on the bounce now!

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Sponsored Goals

Donate a pound for every goal we score over the course of the season.

100 goals = £100 donation at the end of the season.

£100 x 4,000 = £400,000

Attack, attack, attack!

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The Penny Club

A Penny a day helps the club stay afloat.

Put a penny aside every day.

0.01 x 365 = £3.65
£3.65 x 4000 = £14,600

The power of the penny.

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True.
The reality is that we’ll be playing in this league next season.
Tamworth are Champions.
We ain’t got the qualities to win the play offs.
The others will want it more.

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