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  • in reply to: Peter Tatchell #264682
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    Shouldn’t be surprised. After all Christianity is a Death Cult.

    All about preparing you for the day you die. Their logo is a guy undergoing public execution. The same guy who rises from the grave making him some sort of Zombie or Vampire.

    Yet their adherents don’t seem to think any of this is weird!

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    Named our daughter Lindsey.

    When she was a teenager I told her that the decision had been swayed by dad’s allegiance to a certain club.

    In a true teenager huff she complained that she was the only one of her circle named after a football team.

    I pointed out that she had a friend called Alexandra!

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    in reply to: Inbuilt obsolescence #264646
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    Yeah, had the same Bosch washing machine since we moved in 21 years ago.

    Replaced springs, brushes on the motor, rubber seals and pipe work. Still doing the business!

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    The new Jordan Hallam?

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    I think Trans-Critical is between Woke and Faux-Pas on the Wickes colour card!

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    in reply to: Odds. #264579
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    Fansy said there was a Liverpool fan on here.

    Looks like we’ve found them!

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    in reply to: Johnson #264558
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    The new Hollywood comedy “Liar & Liars”.

    A marriage made in heaven (or hell)?

    https://www.politico.eu/article/boris-johnson-to-write-six-figure-column-for-the-daily-mail/amp/

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    “Project piss away the league”?

    in reply to: Ground Requirements (Step One, Two etc.) #264445
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    You may deal in facts, but you never present any!

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    with greatest of respect to you if we see the new shirts or any of the new players donning them on first week in august i will be surprised, we are gone ,

    Based on what?

    Based upon giving yourself a username like “Iron Insider”.

    Come up with such a name and watch them all fall for it.

    I may set up an account under the username G P Mole and have a bit of mischief!

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    Not so much rebelling against God’s law as ignoring it!

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    in reply to: The contrast #264298
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    Or even Inter Milan.

    No! If Internazionale had been playing AC and the Rossoneri had won it would have been akin to United not wanting to hang around after City beat them!

    City derbies and all that.

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    No way was I watching Luton get presented with the JP Trophy.

    I bet if it was AC Milan who beat them last night they’d have cleared off!

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    in reply to: Signings. #264262
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    I’ve just googled Cosmos and it says 13.7 billion years!

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    Okay. If you reckon IB’s relentless dirt-digging is helpful, then fair enough.

    I don’t!

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    in reply to: The honours system #264235
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    Some of them have been acting like they’re a Lord for years!

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    Delete thread?

    in reply to: Peter Tatchell #264197
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    😂😂😂

    in reply to: Ground Requirements (Step One, Two etc.) #264182
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    Explain please 🤔

    in reply to: Ground Requirements (Step One, Two etc.) #264175
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    Just noticed our wiki page!

    Full name
    Scunthorpe United Football Club

    Nickname(s)
    The Iron

    Founded
    1899; 124 years ago

    Ground
    The New Show Ground

    Capacity
    9,088

    Chairman
    David Hilton

    Manager
    Jimmy Dean

    League
    National League North

    in reply to: Peter Tatchell #264172
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    Looking out the porthole on Noah’s Ark.

    Good job all the animals on board weren’t gay, eh?

    in reply to: Signings. #264171
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    Hilton ….

    The man who promised us the Earth and gave us the Cosmos?

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    in reply to: Dave Ja Vu #264170
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    I noticed that all the new signings (including Law) have been photographed waving the scarf INSIDE GP!

    How did they get in? Will they be charged with trespassing? Or was it a cardboard cut out, like in “The Truman Show”?

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    One of my favourite places is the Campo di Fiori in Rome. In the centre is a statue of Giordano Bruno, a monk who was burnt alive here in 1600. He had dared to suggest that the Earth orbited the Sun and not vice-versa.

    Perhaps this is a 21st century equivalent?

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    in reply to: Peter Tatchell #264120
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    2 Thessalonians 2:8

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    Isn’t ‘“ God breathed” word of God’ a tautology? Or don’t these rules apply to the Lord?

    It’s theological halitosis!

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    I bow to your superior information AWG.

    My Chester mate is away in South Africa so no updates from him. He’ll be delighted when he returns, although equally pissed off that Willoughby* has gone to Oldham.

    *Kurt not Holly!

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    in reply to: Why did the public vote for Brexit? #264075
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    “I didn’t vote for Brexit, but I assume it was to leave the EU at any cost.”

    True. But I’d wager none of them expected the cost to be this high!

    Cue Joni….”Don’t it always seem to go, you don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone?”

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    Is this because one of our former players has moved to Chester?

    If you mean Whitehouse, then the word from the Deva is that he’s not being signed by Chester.

    in reply to: Signings. #264073
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    David Borrows….

    …. money to fund the signings!