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The concept of Hell is a medieval invention. Signore Dante did very well out of it!

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Thought Elvis was the King and Cash the Man in Black?

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Just Iron

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“The Sun is God!”

We’re the final words of the artist JMW Turner.

I don’t want to be separated from the sun, although there have been times this summer when it’s felt like that!

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“wake up clappers before it is too late”

Wake up and do what exactly?

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Pat O'Cake, Just Iron

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I can think of a couple of alternatives to the words Daily Mail!

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Some of those speech bubbles could be placed above Iron Bru posters!

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Never watch tv games with the sound on anyway, so don’t have a view on the commentators, but as an aside on this something that did strike me was that if it had been a men’s tournament the pubs, clubs and shopping centres would have been awash with England flags.

Not one did I see (around here at least). Probably because most of the flag-shaggers are blokes!

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Ironeye is the man for the job. He knows exactly who’s been paid and who hasn’t!

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bartonscorpion

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Not used to this winning games and keeping clean sheets malarkey.

Not sure what I’m supposed to do?

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bartonscorpion

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As long as the fateful day IS 29th of February I’m happy!

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Heath

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Think the cover may just edge it!

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An Imam, a Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar…

Wouldn’t that be great?

(Would have to be men only of course!)

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Deereyme66 wrote:

Tub of prawns and some crab sticks

Ah, the itinerant seafood salesman in his white coat and wicker basket.

In the late 70s we used to frequent an old pub in Newcastle. A bit of a dive but it served a great pint of draught Bass!

The gents was in a courtyard at the back and was basically a half-tiled wall with an open trough at the bottom. The trough often got blocked with puke, chewing gum or fag ends and when it did the floor was covered in a half-inch of piss!

One night when I had to pay a visit and ended up trying to pee on tiptoes so my trainers didn’t turn yellow the seafood guy comes in and plonks his basket of goodies on the floor before relieving himself!

Needless to say that put me off buying prawns, shrimps or crab sticks ever again.

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BarnardFoxtonBarker.. wrote:

He’s got another running today in the 3.20 at Wolverhampton.
Eminent Jewel currently 5/1.

Finished second!

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My car has cost me £1500 this month (MOT, service new exhaust and timing belt).

If I didn’t pay the bill the garage could conceivably take me to court to settle the debt.

Could be any supplier of goods or services. I’m guessing it happens to other PLCs not just SUFC.

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The abuse they dished out that night was NOT normal!

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bartonscorpion

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Grass or plastic?

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Not really into non-alcoholic beers!

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Nah, still waiting for his redundancy money!

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£2.50????

I’m guessing that’s for a half?

In the bar my lad manages in Newcastle’s Bigg Market it’s £5.50 for a pint of Madri (which despite the name is brewed in Tadcaster).

In our village pub it’s £4.20 same as the beers.

When I started drinking it was 1/11 in the Royal! 1/10 for Barnsley Bitter!

Seems like a million years ago.

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When I was doing A Level History, my tutor, the late Tony Armstrong taught us the importance of expressing views in our own words rather than plagiarising others works.

Something that stood me in good stead for my later life.

Possibly a worthwhile alternative to someone else’s videos.

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I fear you may not be the only one Swannmeister may have the last laugh over! ☹️

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Another day, another YT vid.

Getting like lockdown all over again!

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I’d rather read Burney’s analysis of the game than others’ analyses of our legal system!

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At least they’re not all members of the same family!

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open hearth iron, Ferrite, bartonscorpion,

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I’m afraid the public are more concerned about the NHS than SUFC!

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As the great philosopher Bjork once said:

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Had to do a double take on Whitehall’s goals.

Thought the second was a replay of the first!

Could have and should have been two points clear at the top.

Or am I getting carried away?

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And the reason the link snot added could not have been part of the OP was?

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Right or wrong, a description of what the OP refers to would be useful instead of the usual cryptic messaging.

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BobbyGmeister, BigLeftToe

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