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As dear old UTI-99 calls me thick here is a classic thread that proves who is the thickest of us.
Against an U 23 side, and we still did not win!
I may well be thick, but you constantly prove to be thicker.
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Thought this was about Thursdays pre-match tactics talk and then half-time talks.
Monty Don been round again UTi-99. Where are the goals coming from?
No one to score and no one to create. With a clueless git in charge, who shares your famous gardener.
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It’s the Monkey picking the team and tactics. He has an Hill on his back hampering progress.
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It gets worse, as if we don’t have enough of our own in experienced players we taking other clubs 18 year old rejects.
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Your right Cass, some on here clinging to anything remotely positive like ‘can tie his own bootlaces’ meant we signed complete plums like O Neill, Perry and Bunn. Combined they contributed absolutely now’t. As their stats testify.
Another thread title that had me all excited.
Lee Turnbull interview ……under caution……Players on trial
When I saw the title of this thread, I had great hopes and was pondering the possible charges……
Alas apart from everything in UTI-99s garden being rosy again. Laa laa laa laa. You should not be trying to convince 3000 to come back, but concentrate on getting the 1500 to stay.
On the Hallam debate, I don’t really count him cos when he is fit, he is crap!.
Another squad of never was’s and never will be’s, National North here we come.
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The article also tells us that their home kit is already in the club shop, no pre-order now receive by Xmas either.
We have not even seen what our kit is going to look like, never mind being able to buy it!
Shoddy on and off the field, must do better.
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Could be…….Big feet for a Good man!
The plan being there is no plan! Keef has to go plain and simple.
The whole playing ethos and tactics need vast improvement, it’s more of the same old perverbial crap football from a second rate squad.
The happy clappers can polish a turd only so much before they realise it just won’t shine and leaves a stink under your finger nails.
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Might have been harsh on Bunn Ferrite, but honest, 20 apps and 1 goal.
Has he is not yet with a new club others within football obviously agree.
We are sat here debating left backs etc and other trialists. It is a goalscorer we are desperate for. A 20 goal a season man can paper over the cracks and possibly cover up a very poor squad peppered with youngsters.
But that would depend on the manager wanting his players to get the ball into the box in the first place. We spent most of last season going backwards, kicking the ball out, or simply passing the ball to the opposition. Set plays were a disaster with the opposition often scoring from OUR corners or free kicks.
We were lacking in many areas and I cannot see Hilldo changing that with Boyce being the only addition. Delaney was class but ran ragged with the dross selected alongside him each week. I am also puzzled to know why people think Taft will suddenly become interested and want to play for our club.
PS Uti99 does your positivety come in liquid or powder form?
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Bunn and O Neill were trialists in pre-season friendlies last season, both were crap.
The happy clappy gang tried to find positives and they were signed.
Both proved worse than even their pre-season games showed. It will be poorer this year with less budget and a club firmly on the decline.
I lose hope everytime Uti99 posts his pro-club “everything in the garden is so Rosey, Monty Don must be the gardener”,stuff.
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Heard wee Poo pong Jock Mcplop the wee bog cleaner from Aberdeen featured in Blackadder series 4 is having trails at The St Lawrence Academy school field.
Thanks for putting the video together Renee very enlightening.
Only about 10 new ones for me!
I was being very polite in line with other posts on this thread!
Like many others I am awaiting f row crew’s next humorous musing.
This is the best thread on here for years. Only one negative out of kelter response from someone regularly in the Uti99 biffa stable!
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Maybe the builders can double up as players. Should be able to build a solid defensive wall, like footballers they usually start at 10 am, known to make the odd dribble here and there, and when you ask where the gaffer is they usually pass. Friday afternoons just after 1 pm they shoot off at will without a care in the world.
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Very very amusing, do give up to your day job!
Had a weird phone call last Friday from someone called Keef with a strange accent asking me to sign up to a new tariff for £3000 per year, but I don’t come cheap. Also they wanted to service this old boiler in the middle of summer,to ascertain if I would last a cold English winter. Cheeky git!
12 and a half pee, the value being in the now defunct ha’penny.
If it wasn’t for this excellent thread, would we have ever known or noticed. Sadly this gangly loafing striker who gave us an whole 2 minutes v Swindon before sitting on the center spot and disappearing into the non-league ether (a bit like our club) will next season 2023-24 inevitably score against us in National north.
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We will be challenging for a National League north position under Hill.
His penchant for the younger players will cost us dearly. Muted signings are even 18 year olds. We need an experienced spine to the team.
I would expect any takeover Team (if it ever emerges) will give Hill a few games but will soon put their own man in.
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There will be plenty of room to meander about. Wonder if Pawn out banners will be hung up around the fencing by the club.
Heard extracts of Hills interview on Radio Bumbleside.
Laying the Lancs accent on thicker than one of Betty Turpin’s hotpots.
Talking of thick ……..sorry he has to go.
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Hills biggest achievement is making Neil Cox the second worst manager we have ever had.
That won’t change either.
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Hillman made Avengers,Imps and Sunbeams Allegro was British Leyland!
Agree with everything else though.
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