Been down to our local Tesco. For the past couple of months they’ve been improving my “shopping experience”.
Have they bollocks!
Nothing is where it used to be, no logic behind the new layout. Shelf after shelf of processed crap, can’t find what you came in for, so you walk to the other end of the building to find a member of staff who tells you that it’s back where you just came from!
After wasting what seems like forever wandering the aisles you head for the checkout only to realise that where there was once 10 there are now only 4 with the adjacent space given over to self checkout points. You begrudgingly use them only to find that even though you have bought four cans of zero alcohol cider you still need to wait for a member of staff to check that you’re over 21!
You vow never to return to this hell-hole but to pay extra and go to the middle class warmth of Waitrose. But deep inside you know you’ll be back as you’ve a whole shit-load of clubcard points to redeem!
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