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Yesterday has to be the new lowest low?

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Real life can be crueler than fiction.

Scunthorpe 0-0 Boston (aet)
Boston win on penalties.

Closing credits read…
“A true story based on events that took place at Glanford Park in 2023-24”

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Cliff Byrne’s Right Peg wrote:

Worst day in our history?

Yesterday’s semi-final play off game has to be a contender!

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Awaywego wrote:

It’s not all bad at least we play Boston on the Saturday now.

Always a silver lining.

The tatoe pickers picked the golden spud yesterday and progress to the for mash get smash(ed) final.

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I can’t quite get my head around the fact we couldn’t beat the spud pickers in 3 games this season.

But then…

Last 10 games v Boston

P10 W1 D5 L4 GF10 GA13 GD-3

One win out of ten attempts!

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Jimbob…
How
Why
Where
When
What
Do the honourable.
If not, let’s have a club statement Monday morning confirming his departure.

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He had the chance to be a hero yesterday, yet the chump confirmed he’s a zero!

We all know where he’s gone wrong all season.

Substitute S for E.

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HMS (How Many Seasons) in the CPL (CessPit League)

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Rene Artois wrote:

What If?
We aren’t promoted this season?

“A much reduced budget”

Lower your expectations. If we couldn’t do it with a hyper budget, then what chance have we got next season?

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ironfromafar wrote:

Rene Artois wrote:

Will we?

its all gone pear shaped so No..

more so will loose in the play offs as well , its all gone pear shaped.

We’ve underperformed for a large part of the season.
Next season will be even more difficult.
We could be shipwrecked here for a number of years!

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Pass me a mogadon.
Wake me up if we ever get back to the EFL!

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0-0 (90 mins plus injury time)
1-0 (extra time)
Att: 7,500

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Jimbob… entertain us!

Hero if you win.
Chump if you lose.

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Will we be bored today?
The bookies think not. 0-0 is a massive 9/1.
Iron 1-0 Boston 11/2
Iron 1-1 Boston 11/2
are the two lowest priced correct scorecast.

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Well, the first two play off games failed to produce a single goal.

Gripping stuff!

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This is working for me:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_lincolnshire

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Try this:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0hs9mhb

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9 Sep Alfreton 4-0 Boston
23 Dec Boston 3-1 Alfreton

Last defeat at home:
25 Nov Alfreton 0-1 Brackley

Tues 23rd April 2024
I’ll guess:
Alfreton 2-1 Boston

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Tonight & Wednesday’s 1/4 final play of games are on NLTV.
The schedule is up now.

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January 22nd

Alfreton Town

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Dour!

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This may work:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/c4njg3wp721t

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How hard will we be trying?
What will the team be?
Hard to make a prediction when we don’t know.
They are on a stinker at the moment.

We should routinely beat these 0-3 or 0-4

If we want to go in to the play offs on a high, then it could be 0-5, 0-6, 0-7… take your pick? They may sneak a consolation goal?

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Iron-awe wrote:

Bloody hell Rene I remember watching the Iron knock Skelmersdale out of the FA Cup back in 1967 at the OSG, John Colquhoun and Frank Barton scored the goals in a 2-0 win. Bet mick, les, cass and Awaywego were there too.

Legends.

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1 Wythenshawe – P45 GD63 Pts 92
2 Wythenshawe Town – P45 GD48 Pts 92
3 Bury – P45 GD58 Pts 91

Ramsbottom United v Bury
Squires Gate v Wythenshawe
Wythenshawe Town v Skelmersdale United

18th Ramsbottom Utd P44 GD-13 Pts 48
22nd Squires Gate P44 GD-41 Pts 42
24th Skelmersdale Utd P44 GD-73 Pts 32

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Taylor Swift shifted 2.4 million tickets in 24 hours for her ‘The Eras Tour’ last year.

If we sell 8,000 in total – her network shifted 300 times more in a mere 1,440 minutes.

1,667 tickets per minute.
28 tickets a second.

Shelling peas!

4 mins 46 seconds to SWIFTLY shift 8,000 tickets!

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What’s the percentage split?
Tickets purchased on the internet.
Tickets purchased in person.

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Not out of the woods yet.
A bizarre combination of results would see them relegated.

Boreham Wood 1-0 Ebbsfleet
Woking beat Fylde
Solihull 4-0 York

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Will they ‘pinch’ that last play off place tomorrow?

Curzon – Boston – South Shields – Spennymoor

Pick two from four.

Curzon are in the driving seat – a point for them and it’s job done.

Boston require a win to be certain.

Bishop’s Stortford v Curzon
Hereford v Boston
South Shields v Southport
Spennymoor v Kings Lynn

How depressing would the Curzon dressing room be if they lost at BS and both Boston & South Shields won?

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Your Grand National Fancy Is?

Note to self… don’t ask next year.

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