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64 wrote:

https://x.com/smashedagain/status/1912147695113798003

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Apollo11 wrote:

He’s making a complete fool of himself, the big bloody baby. We’ve all missed out on tickets for stuff we feel we should have been able to get to! You just have to take it on the chin.

His monotonal drawl kills ya!

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ironfromafar wrote:

Badly worded and poorly punctuated but lets not loose any sleep over it.

Wrighty tighty, Lucy leftie.
lol

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64 wrote:

64 wrote:

I’ve just seen a screenshot of Stu,s post and it looks like he’s joking to me .Perhaps people need guiding by smileys every time someone posts nowadays?
There are a lot of people suggesting ways to make it fairer, mostly way that make it fairer for them. Ironically I did get an early email and don’t have a season ticket.

I guess I was wrong,he is ranting

Megalomaniac – seen that from his previous ‘do good’ deeds in the past and his flirtation and attempt at standing in local politics / council elections.

Me, me, me!

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64 wrote:

What does ‘regular away travel fundraisers’ mean? They raise funds to pay for THEIR away travel!?

I believe he means:

1) He’s a season ticket holder.
2) He goes to all away matches.
3) He’s a fundraiser.
4) He’s very angry.
5) He thought he was privileged / entitled.

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We all know, it’s another MUST WIN game.
Kiddy & Brakly are both nailed on for three points each.

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I’ve just being looking to book accommodation in / near King’s Lynn… and they want silly money.
Looked at accommodation before even looking to see if any tickets are still available.
It’s quicker to fly in to East Midlands and then travel on to KLT than to make the road journey from Alicante to Seville (7 hours one way) for our game against Real Betis (reserves) on the Saturday.
Oh well – looking like I’ll just end up watching it on DAZN.
UTI.

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WOW!

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He’s a club legend, just like Staffy.

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vader

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ironking wrote:

Something has gone wrong with the money for the coaches v Kings Lynn.

Like someone said “this lot couldn’t run a bath”.

Overspent on the Easter eggs?

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1 goal in 22 weeks, since joining us.
£33k basic wages.
£? appearance money.
Agents fee?
Signing on fee?
What a cracking signing!
Whose choice was he?!

Anyhow – the thread – I think the victorious vanguard will bust the net 25 times.

The irony if we need to win at Hereford and Beck comes on and scores the only goal of the game… lol.

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Mr M Beck
It only takes 1,245 minutes to score a goal.
74,700 seconds!
1 goal in 1,245 minutes of NLN game time.

CR10 is netting a NLN goal every 170 minutes.

Whitehall 1 NLN goal every 152 minutes.

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Sounds like a really well run club!

Brad Groves – 16 years at the helm.

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3 sets of 3 games generates
19,683 different combinations.

That’s a lot of TnT.

Twists n Turns.

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Should have done a sweepstake months ago as to when he’d score next.
Will he get 2 league goals this season?

Whitehall goes.
Season 25/26:
Do you keep a guy who’s on £1,500 a week on the bench?
Do you play said guy who’s never scores?
Stan’s conundrum!

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64 wrote:

We’ll win all 3

When 64 speaks, it is!
Champions!

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Siderite wrote:

It would have been nice if you correctly guessed the Kiddy score.

Shame Warrington didn’t see it out for the draw.
I wonder if Brackley will go full time if they go up?

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Onward Christian soldiers!

The Iron Army are marching to war this Easter weekend!
The resurrection is foretold.

Friday 18th April

Brackley v Oxford
KLT v Scunny – WIN
Rushall v Kiddy
Southport v Chester

Monday 21st April

Chester v Marine
Kiddy v Hereford
Leamington v Brackley
Scunny v Pboro – WIN

Beck has a cross to bear and has been described as being wooden.
Beck will nail it for us next weekend. He’s our spear of destiny, the man who’ll mop the blood, sweat & tears from our brow with young Veronica’s veil and set us up to be crowned champions of this league of thorns.

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Scunny – Champions
Spenny – Trophy winners.
That’d be a great double.
50 or so Iron clad Shrimpton supporters singing Scunny and Shrimpton songs throughout the game would be amazing.
“He’s one of our own”
“Shrimpton, Shrimpton, Shrimpton”
“There’s only one Finley Shrimpton”
Etc
Cheaper than a meal in your local Indian restaurant!

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Rene Artois wrote:

I DO HOPE I’M WRONG!

Saturday 12th April

Chester v Darlington … 2-1
Kiddy v Curzon … 1-1
Scunny v Spenny … 1-1
Warrington v Brackley … 1-3

I love being wrong!

Chester v Darlington … 2-1
Kiddy v Curzon … 3-0
Scunny v Spenny … 2-0
Warrington v Brackley … 1-2

One down; three to go!
Happy days!

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Excellent.
The top 4 all win.
Just win the next 3.

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Iron-awe wrote:

Don’t think AB is taking anyone for a fool, Whitehall has played his last game for us IMO but to keep moral up Butler does not want to confirm it, basic football logic to keep opponents guessing but its no big deal again IMO, we should have enough to get promoted whether Whitehall plays or not.

I said that’d be him done for the season during the week after he’d done it.
It’s not as if we’re awaiting the return of a Messi – just fess up and tell us he’s knackered and out for the remainder of the season.
It’s no big deal.
Make do & mend.

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I see Mullin hasn’t played a minutes football for Wrexham in 2025. He can’t even make the bench.

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sufc_not_on_tour wrote:

Boston.

You heard a whisper?

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It’s a full moon tonight. The pink micro moon.
We’re now in a four game mini season and need to unleash the beast within!
Play 4, Win 4 – we take a step closer to our objective of EFL football once again.

“When we all give the power
We all give the best
Every minute of a game
Don’t think about the rest
Then you all get the power
You all get the best
When everyone gives everything
And every song everybody sings

…

And you call when it’s over
You call it should last
Every minute of the future
Is a memory of the past
‘Cause we all gave the power
We all gave the best
And everyone gave everything
And every song everybody sang!

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Unleash the dogs!

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“How I see Whitehall”

In a black & white striped shirt?
Where do you think he’ll end up?

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Just for post match reference:

1-1 is not unexpectedly the shortest priced correct score-cast @ 5/1

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I’m guessing he’ll be at Grimsby, Lincoln or Donny next season.

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Molṑn Labé!

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Scunny 1-1 Spenny
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