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  • in reply to: Winter weather. #289970
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    Could always try burning heretics like in the good old days.

    in reply to: Primera RFEF – Group 2 #289969
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    Why isn’t Spain in the same time zone as UK?

    One of life’s great mysteries!

    in reply to: Scunthorpe Telegraph #289938
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    Never see anybody reading a paper nowadays.

    Every white van I see still has a copy of The Sun on the dashboard!

    in reply to: South Shields #289916
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    There isn’t!

    If you’re travelling independently go into Newcastle City Centre, then get the Metro to Bede. It’s right next to the ground.

    in reply to: Labour Party. #289822
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    I would think Labour’s agenda is to try and sort out the fourteen years of mismanagement they inherited from the previous government.

    I reckon unmasking themselves as lizard people bent on world domination will have to wait until their third term in office.

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    in reply to: Needham Market (A) #289798
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    Some people seem to forget just how far down the pyramid we’ve fallen.

    At NLN level do we have the players who can be “a force that teams can’t live with”?

    Last season we were beaten to promotion by Tamworth and Boston. Both are struggling to adapt to the NL. You know, that league that fans thought was the arse end of the universe not so long ago.

    Going to get a lot of nights like tonight over the next ten months. Take the win and move on.

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    in reply to: Home kit #289724
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    I think that’s the general idea behind most third kits.

    in reply to: Labour Party. #289641
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    The totalitarian regime is taking shape nicely.Please send the thought police round,I will not resist arrest,I will plead guilty for saying this.

    I—Spy someone struggling to come to terms with the fact that it’s 2024 and not 1894!

    in reply to: Grove wharf stand #289605
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    Weak bladder?

    in reply to: Frank Barton. #289563
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    Wasn’t Fletcher holding down a full time teaching job at the time?

    in reply to: Home kit #289531
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    The heavens reflect our labours!

    Just like looking out of my (east facing) bedroom window circa 1969.

    in reply to: Labour Party. #289411
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    As is stated in the Westminster Confession of Faith-
    “God from all eternity did,by the most wise and Holy counsel of his own will,freely and unchangeable ordain whatever comes to pass,yet so as thereby neither is God the author of sin,nor is violence offered to the will of the creatures,nor is the liberty of contingency of second causes taken away,but rather established.”
    Your lack of understanding ,Northumbiron,is clearly seen in your last post.

    So says the reverend Stanley Unwin!

    in reply to: Labour Party. #289402
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    If we are heading for a totalitarian regime surely it is all part of God’s plan?

    in reply to: Brackley prediction thread #289401
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    Even nicer to hear the new lads outperforming those brought in by the last two.

    Onwards and Upwards.

    The guy who scored a brace yesterday has served under 7 (seven) different managers*, and 3 different owners.

    So work that one out!

    *By my reckoning Hurst, Wilcox, Cox, Hill, Nelson, Dean and Butler.

    in reply to: Mystery Striker On Trial #289347
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    No wonder Chester are the bookies favorites and that in its self is embarrassing.

    My mate was at Spennymoor today and he said Chester didn’t turn up!

    The Iron definitely did.

    Lots of twists and turns yet. I wouldn’t be sticking money on anyone.

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    in reply to: Mystery Striker On Trial #289267
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    Not much left at the bottom of the bran tub!

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    in reply to: There are lots of Iron fans supporting this #289156
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    Using X fansy?

    Do you also drive a Tesla?

    Shame on you!

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    Love a bit of Underworld Deerey!

    The BBC has banned a shedload of records over the years. Perhaps this track should be banned before it becomes a Far Right anthem? Though I doubt if any of tosspots on the street have heard of Richard Hawley.

    in reply to: Chesterfield #289069
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    Always amuses me that home fans can’t go without food for a couple of hours on a Saturday afternoon or Tuesday evening.

    No wonder we’re getting obese as a nation.

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    in reply to: Tommy Robinson Nigel Farage #289059
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    Priti Patel: –

    “The Government have been breathtakingly complacent!”

    Comedy gold.

    in reply to: Chesterfield #289058
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    Sorry for repeating myself

    Must be the cheap tinned hotdogs ‘tash!

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    in reply to: 50/50 halftime draw #288984
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    Get an iPhone and sync the fixtures with your calendar.

    in reply to: Tommy Robinson Nigel Farage #288938
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    I see the big tough guy did a runner.

    ‘Fing coward!

    in reply to: Jacob Butterfield #288910
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    Too true. You’d have to have paid me a huge wad to play in that soulless wasteland!

    Baffling.

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    in reply to: Open Day #288849
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    I thought BPG was the one on the far right?

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    in reply to: Open Day #288830
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    Aw, shit! I’m going to be up all night now putting names to faces!

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    in reply to: Iron Events going CASHLESS @ AAGP #288739
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    And the cost of employing a security firm to collect the cash is?

    Or perhaps one of the junior staff could pop down to Barclays on the High St and stick it in the night safe?

    in reply to: Manchester Airport – Police Actions #288716
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    Sitting target
    Sitting, praying
    God is saying
    Nothing
    Nothing

    What am I trying to do, what am I trying to say?
    I’m not trying to tell you anything
    You didn’t know when you woke up today.

    in reply to: Kier’s Stazi #288664
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    I bet he prays for the starving millions every day!

    in reply to: The Butler Did it #288549
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    Of course no one is at work at 3:00pm on a Saturday are they?

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