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Seven (7!) clean sheets on the bounce now!

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Sponsored Goals

Donate a pound for every goal we score over the course of the season.

100 goals = £100 donation at the end of the season.

£100 x 4,000 = £400,000

Attack, attack, attack!

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The Penny Club

A Penny a day helps the club stay afloat.

Put a penny aside every day.

0.01 x 365 = £3.65
£3.65 x 4000 = £14,600

The power of the penny.

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True.
The reality is that we’ll be playing in this league next season.
Tamworth are Champions.
We ain’t got the qualities to win the play offs.
The others will want it more.

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We’re full time.
I think all of the others are part time?
Why aren’t we out of sight?

We might have six training sessions a week (no midweek game).
They’ll probably have two training sessions a week.
Shouldn’t we be fitter, faster, stronger, technically & tactically better than them?

Why are we getting it so wrong!

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ironking wrote:

Another score draw at Blyth snatched from the ‘jaws of victory’

Peterborough Sports and Boston United at home.

Alfreton, Blyth, Boston United, Chorley.

All the games above have been drawn from winning positions. Buxton 0-0 away being the other.

That’s twelve points which would have put us two in front of Tamworth.

The worrying thing away at Blyth was taking off Whitehall. We looked dangerous every time we went forward especially once he brought Wilson on.

That danger ended with that particular substitution and hey ho another draw from Blyth’s only real shot of the game.

Sorry Jimmy but your substitutions when taking off the strikers to protect an odd goal margin don’t work. The proof is there please look at the stats.

He’s clueless!

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Will do.
But… many threads make a web.
One in which we are snared.
The common denominator is…
Pity we’re skint – in days gone by we might be changing the nameplate on the door.

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Pity they can’t reveal more.

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Difficult to identify if a player is giving 90% or 100%

Ten outfield players only giving 90% and you’re a man down.

Agree with the rest though.

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Talk is cheap:

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We dropped our ‘chips’ last night:

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“Don’t know” – Big Keith

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That’s where we’re at:

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Once we’ve mastered the basics we can move on to the next level.

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CMC

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Wise words.

Team talk by Gerald!

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Jimbob the destroyer:

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Manage the team on Saturday?

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CMC

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How we are playing, we won’t bluff our way through the play offs.

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Rene Artois wrote:

Form last ten games:

P10 W4 D2 L4 GF16 GA18 Pts 14

3 months ago, I’d have gone for a 0-2 win.

However, they’ll score a goal, so, can we score two?
How we are playing, I’m not sure.

I’ll have to go 1-1.

Head: 1-1
Heart: 1-2
Gut: 1-0

OMG!

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I’ve seen more & better movement, higher tempo and better quality by the little fellas on a Foosball Table!

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Ohglay he’s calling him… lol

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They look as poor as each other.
If it carries on in the same groove in the second half then it’s gunna end up a no score draw.

One of their commentators keeps calling Ogle… Ohgal

I hope he’s throwing tea cups, kettles, toasters, George Foreman grills and kicking boots flying across the dressing room during his half time team talk!

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Scunthorpe United Catering by Smoking Goat.

Standards found at the time of inspection – Area inspected by food safety officer and the Standards found.

1) Hygienic food handling
Hygienic handling of food including preparation, cooking, re-heating, cooling and storage?

Generally satisfactory

2) Cleanliness and condition of facilities and building?
Cleanliness and condition of facilities and building (including having appropriate layout, ventilation, hand washing facilities and pest control) to enable good food hygiene.

Improvement necessary

3) Management of food safety?
System or checks in place to ensure that food sold or served is safe to eat, evidence that staff know about food safety, and the food safety officer has confidence that standards will be maintained in future.

Major improvement necessary.

Date of inspection – 28 October 2023

https://ratings.food.gov.uk/business/1671345/scunthorpe-united-catering-by-smoking-goat-scunthorpe

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Rene Artois wrote:

Of those 318, 9 establishments scored a “1”

Take your own butties!

Bottom 3%

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Smoking Goat @ SUFC

Oh dear!

Scored a “1” – the lowest grade.

“1” = “Major Improvement Necessary“

https://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/business/scunthorpe-united-catering-by-smoking-goat-scunthorpe-north-lincolnshire-1682507.html

318 Food Hygiene Inspections for Scunthorpe.

Of those, 9 establishments scored a “1”

Take your own butties!

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Smoking Goat @ SUFC

Oh dear!

Scored a “1” – the lowest grade.

“1” = “Major Improvement Necessary“

https://www.scoresonthedoors.org.uk/business/scunthorpe-united-catering-by-smoking-goat-scunthorpe-north-lincolnshire-1682507.html

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cassidystash

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Maybe Jimbob’s contract is only to the end of the season and will only be renewed if we achieve promotion?
Maybe the pressure of that is affecting his judgement and the pressure is being transmitted to the players?
Just speculating like.
Injuries, lack of depth of squad, suspensions, embargo are all working against him.
Let’s hope we can turn a corner.

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That’s a better interview from Jimbob. He looks & sounds calmer and collected.

I wouldn’t be happy with young James though if I was him – he should have told him that the game was being shown back at HQ before the interview.

It’s not the James Moody show!

https://www.scunthorpe-united.co.uk/news/2024/february/-player-jimmy-dean-looks-ahead-to-blyth-spartans-trip/

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Form last ten games:

P10 W4 D2 L4 GF16 GA18 Pts 14

3 months ago, I’d have gone for a 0-2 win.

However, they’ll score a goal, so, can we score two?
How we are playing, I’m not sure.

I’ll have to go 1-1.

Head: 1-1
Heart: 1-2
Gut: 1-0

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