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  • in reply to: Beck #297684
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    Mark ‘maladroit’ Beck – Banjo turns 30 on 2nd Feb. His bday won’t be spoiled as we’ve no game that weekend.

    Tuesday 4th Feb sees us ‘entertain’ Jimbob’s tulips.
    If he scores, would it count as a ‘real’ goal?

    I’d send the lad out on loan to build his confidence – we need players who are firing on all cylinders in our ‘attempt’ to extricate ourselves from this leperous league.

    in reply to: Scunthorpe United Unity Group #297581
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    The aliens made him do it.

    in reply to: Brackley Town #297555
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    Apparently:
    1-0 has the highest probability @ 13%
    1-1 has the second highest @ 12.5%

    We’ve played each other five times and it’s 2 wins, a draw and 2 defeats to date.

    Is a 1-1 on the cards?

    They’ve won 56% of their league games this season.
    We’ve won 46% of our league games.

    The teams are very, very evenly matched.

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    I think I’ll have to go with 3 predictions.
    Head 1-1
    Gut 1-2 (their cracking away form at present)
    Heart 1-0

    Att: 3,647

    in reply to: Brackley Town #297551
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    3/1 seems a great price for an away win.

    I’ll stick my guess as to the result & score later.

    in reply to: Callum Roberts #297543
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    I’d be valuing him at £100k with an add on for X amount of appearances for his new club and a cut of any fee should the new club sell him on down the line.

    in reply to: Brackley Town #297492
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    Oxford 0-2 Brackley Highlights (4:23 video)

    They play with an intensity and move the ball & themselves well.

    in reply to: Unity Group re Jerry #297465
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    I’ve had a brief read of the FB group.
    Unity… ha ha.

    in reply to: Beck #297407
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    He wouldn’t score in a gratis Wild West whore house.

    in reply to: Chorley #297406
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    Point.
    Nothing to see.
    Move on.

    in reply to: Brackley Town #297395
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    I think Rene is allowed a day off after that first post, his brain must really hurt, lol.

    If only he’d take one……

    “We are what we repeatedly do“
    Aristotle.

    in reply to: Football world comparisons #297385
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    Real Murcia 1-0 Hercules
    Att: 23,000 (4,000 Herculeans)

    Match Highlights (2min 42sec)

    Quite a few Murcians were ejected from the stadium due to their naughtiness… lol.
    There were a number of pre-game fracas in the city.

    We now occupy the last play off place (5th) whilst they go 2nd.

    in reply to: Brackley Town #297375
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    They had a good FA Cup run, reaching the 2nd Round.
    A contentious ’offside’ kept the score at 2-1 to Stockport before the EFL team extended the margin to 3-1 in the 86th minute.

    Stockport 3-1 Brackley (2min 33sec video)

    in reply to: Chorley #297329
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    1-1
    Take Roberts & Whitehall out of this team and we’d be in the bottom half of the table.
    15th of the season.

    in reply to: Chorley #297318
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    FFS!
    5 bloody minutes!

    in reply to: Football world comparisons #297312
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    We’re 45 minutes & 45 miles down the coast tonight.

    Real Murcia v Hercules 8pm

    in reply to: Chorley #297301
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    Chorley (8th) v Scunny (4th)
    They are 5 pts behind us but with 2 games in hand.
    They’ll be looking to throw everything at us today in order to reduce the points deficit and to compound their ‘advantage’.
    They failed to score in 3 of their last 5 and in 4 of their last 6 games.
    W5 D1 L4 of their last 10 across all competitions.
    They are P12 W7 D3 L2 GF19 GA12 GD+7 at home in league games.

    We’ve failed to score in 3 of our last eight games and have only lost once in that period.
    We are P13 W7 D2 L4 GF17 GA10 GD+7 in the league away from home.

    I’ll go with two:
    0-0 @ 5/1
    1-1 @ 7/1

    The shortest priced positive result is 0-1 @ 13/2

    Good luck to the debutants.

    [1-0 to them is 7/1]

    in reply to: Shouting The Odds 2024-25 #297295
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    I think it’s anyone’s Championship to win / lose … as we all know, there is no consistency in this league.

    in reply to: Shouting The Odds 2024-25 #297291
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    Friday 17th Jan

    Kidderminster 5/2
    Curzon Ashton 5/2
    Scunthorpe 5/1

    Kings Lynn 11/1
    Brackley 12/1
    Chester 12/1
    Chorley 16/1

    3 horse race?

    in reply to: New right back #297275
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    No, no names for him. He’s a young lad who needs looking after. Peterborough have a good academy and hopefully he does well with us and we further his learning & development.

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    Aye if it’s a 3 man squad

    FAF.

    in reply to: New right back #297262
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    Be gentle with him.
    He turns 19 in March.
    It seems his preferred position is CB.

    in reply to: We interrupt this programme… #297240
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    Him or Fitz for PoS.

    in reply to: Looking ahead #297239
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    These were great.

    in reply to: Curzon Ashton #297238
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    in reply to: Brackley, Shields, Market #297218
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    The week that will define our destiny.

    Tuesday, Saturday, Tuesday home games worth a massive 9 points v Brackley, South Shields and Market Needham all winnable.

    When you have aspirations of promotion and lose to teams in the bottom four after being ahead, you need to pick up a result v Chorley to make amends.

    Then win those three home games no ifs no buts, that will be pay back for the disastrous November/December with three 0-0 draws, defeat v Buxton and Warrington Rylands.

    Brackley – away win
    South Shields – home win
    Needham – draw

    4 points.

    We’ve drawn half of our games at home. Joint most home games drawn along with Spennymoor.

    Brackley are v good away.
    South Shields tend to lose.
    Needham are a bit hit, miss or maybe and we could win, lose or draw.

    in reply to: Brackley, Shields, Market #297217
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    A trident that could sink our dreams:

    11 Mar Alfreton Town A
    15 Mar Farsley Celtic A
    18 Mar Kidderminster Harriers A

    in reply to: Matt Roberts #297193
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    Huddersfield lad who supports Huddersfield Town.

    Was there no one from Scunthorpe who supports Scunthorpe United to fill the position?

    in reply to: Head of Recruiting #297137
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    in reply to: Beck #297136
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    I’m not taking the piss here… how about sending him out on loan?

    A short spell elsewhere, where the pressure isn’t so focused on him, might see him bang 4 or 5 goals in and set him up for a quick return full of confidence?

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    in reply to: Beck signs #297135
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    No reserve team in which he can sharpen up, bag a few and build his confidence.

    The delights of being skint in the NLN – we’ve a lot to thank Swannster & WHAMster for… not.

    Frugality is the order of the day.
    No point chasing unicorns, live within our means. And, if that means a decade of NLN / NL football… then so be it.
    Carry on, carrying on Michelle & her merry men.