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  • in reply to: I don’t like this team #302720
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    Perma-crock, signed with the injury.

    in reply to: Impending doom #302717
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    Ah… hardly the role he’s doing now. I’d forgotten about that.

    in reply to: KLT #302710
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    Despite his vociferous critics, Beck would have been a really useful addition yesterday. I’d go as far to say, we may have won it. Could have held up the ball and provided valuable flick ons and be an imposing threat from those corners. He’d have sucked two defenders in to free up the likes of Mo and Roberts to make runs.

    Mo looked like a puppet with no strings yesterday!

    in reply to: Impending doom #302709
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    He was there during Wharton’s tenure?

    in reply to: Butler out #302706
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    Butler should never have got the job in the first place. He’s done his best, but his lack of experience has cost us.

    I thought we might get away with it as we had some momentum, but I think it will be really difficult now.

    Does anybody really think he is the man to take us forward if we manage to get up?

    I wanted the Admiral. He was getting a decent tune out of a set of old busted up pipes.

    in reply to: Impending doom #302704
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    Sparks is a Johnny come lately.
    He rocked up late during Swann’s watch. Think it was about 2021?

    Swann May 2013
    Muzzy June 2013

    in reply to: Banjo Beck #302675
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    Kiddy have goals throughout their team, we rely on Roberts and Whitehall, then sign this absolute lumux, he is shite and we are stuck with him.

    He can’t even do the very basics like stand up on two feet.

    Makes you wonder how he did his hamstring?
    Pulling his underpants up after going for a number two?

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    in reply to: Impending doom #302674
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    Louise was there but has disappeared in a puff of smoke

    When did she go this time around?
    Probably wasn’t the same as when she was last there.
    We’ve lost our soul.

    in reply to: Beck And Carlton #302673
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    Fylde in NLN next season.

    in reply to: Banjo Beck #302668
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    Could they stick it back together?

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    Oh, sorry… erudite – lol

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    in reply to: Impending doom #302664
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    When Michelle leaves, the club will die.
    Last of the pre Swannster/WHAMster claret & blue blood Scunny locals/employees/owners at the club.
    Not included James Moody as he came along during Swannster’s time.
    Is Louise still there? She may go if her ‘mucker’ packs it in.
    This new mob are incompetent and will grind the club in to the dirt.

    in reply to: Stuart Maw to stop fundraising! #302660
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    Shariabang to Skeggy … whose funding it ??

    Who are you Tommy Robinson?

    Charabanc.

    From the French “wagon with benches”.

    Aye, them were the days!

    And there was me thinking that our Islamic brethren had organised a bus for ‘emsens.

    in reply to: I don’t like this team #302641
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    Was he worth £54,834 an hour.

    Minimum wages in 2010 was £5.93 an hour.
    He was on 10,000 times the minimum wage.

    Physio’s godsend – they love having one injured! Keeps them (physio) fit!

    in reply to: Fin Shrimp #302634
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    I’d rather he stayed there and come back here as a WINNER and inspire his team mates next season than to come here to drink from the poisoned cup of play off failure.

    If they made the mistake of bringing him back, then how demotivated would he be missing out on a once in a career (at this level) opportunity to play at Wembley.
    He’d be gutted!
    We wouldn’t see the player that Spennymoor are enjoying.

    Even Stan & Schofield aren’t that stupid that they’d even consider it!

    in reply to: Banjo Beck #302633
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    So, what’s the injury?
    Fatigue, altitude sickness (he is 11ft 17” after all), flickonitis, twisted sock, cantbearseditis?
    It can’t be double vision – he’s only scored one NLN goal all season!

    What a drain on resources he’s going to be next season!

    in reply to: I don’t like this team #302632
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    Players brought in other than Rose have being substandard… for this level, not NL level.
    I’d love to know who thought Beck would be a good acquisition? Schofield?
    An absolute waste of money.
    I knew he wouldn’t score another goal all season. And so it’s transpired.

    That £65k a month deficit would have been £59k if we’d said ‘no thanks’.

    Hopefully there wasn’t a signing on fee or agents fee involved? What’s he had in win bonus money?

    Is he injured? If so, what’s the injury?
    Or, is it to prevent him hitting an appearance number (say 30 – he’s on 26 NLN appearances) so as a bonus payment doesn’t kick in.
    Yes, that does happen.

    Probably the worst signing since:

    The Grate (sic) Kenny Milne – 8 appearances (569 minutes), £5k a week. £520k plus bonuses – nice ‘work’ if you can get it!

    Money down the drain in both cases!

    in reply to: Anticlimax #302623
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    At K. L., they had two attempts and scored from the one on target whereas we had 20 of which 10 were on target. Unfortunately, we were playing a pub team of time wasters. I wonder which pub their number six plays for.
    A most disappointing result after a three and a half hour drive from Newbury.

    Don’t remember their keeper making 10 saves. Two maybe and one for Carlton. Didn’t desrve to lose or win but if we had hit the target 10 times we’d have the three points. Passing and shooting was terrible, 10/10 for effort.

    Played with the intensity of a veterans game or a pro/am celebrity game.
    2/10 for quality – 3/10 for effort

    in reply to: Beck And Carlton #302622
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    Next year? Beck… oh heck!

    in reply to: Beck And Carlton #302621
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    On that performance, we don’t have a single player.

    Step 8 NPL Div One (East) standard today. Some were that bad that you wouldn’t want them in your team at Step 9 NCEL Prem.

    Mo, has to go!
    Give him his bus fare and a thank you.

    Abysmal!

    in reply to: KLT #302618
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    Everything taken into account, we were worth a point.
    Who should have challenged the guy with the oh-so easy header?

    Wasn’t it Kelly who ducked away?

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    in reply to: Fin Shrimp #302617
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    I hope he nets the winner at Wembley!

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    in reply to: Butler out #302573
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    2 games to go, then the play offs.
    You’d sack him even if we go up via the play offs?

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    in reply to: I don’t like this team #302544
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    Couldn’t pass to a team mate.
    Couldn’t keep the ball on the pitch.
    Rubbish!

    in reply to: It Only Takes A Second To Score A Goal #302538
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    We wouldn’t have scored if we’d played non stop through to Easter Monday.

    in reply to: Anticlimax #302525
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    All to do now – we’re now back seat drivers!

    in reply to: It Only Takes A Second To Score A Goal #302521
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    Those seagulls are more likely to knock one in for us today!

    300 seconds to go!

    in reply to: KLT #302520
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    Good save from Koughan

    It was Carlton. Really hope it wasn’t heading in otherwise what the f*k was he doing!?

    Net would have bust if he hadn’t blocked it!

    in reply to: KLT #302517
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    I’d have yanked Fadera off, left Scales on and gone 4-4-2

    Whitehall coming on for Federa now.

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    Fadera needs hooking now.

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    Has Fadera got his boots on the wrong feet?

    He’s having a mare!

    No quality here. All hoof!