“Hey Cass still a few pitch squares left 100 quid a throw come on you know you want one , oh hang on is that the new pitch or the old one and how deep does the 100 quid get you.”
Poor pensioner mate. Could you forego a couple of soapy massages and buy one?
Thats a tough decision Cass NOT.. a square of totally useless soil in Scunny or 4 hours of untold pleasure, feeling refreshed,relaxed, happy and smelling like a trannies hand bag.
