Registered On: January 12, 2014
I can just see the headline in the Sunday Times – ‘Police Called To Swan Protest Scuffle’
Police were called to a retail park in a small northern town yesterday where they found 27 keyboard warriors fighting amongst themselves. One of the group claimed a swan had deliberately broken their arm whilst another said the swan had acted in self defence. The police banged their heads together citing lack of social distancing.