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Do you seriously think the honourable people who have invited me are associated with illegal substances?… that is very disrespectful of you…

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Why don’t you join us?…. I understand my visit will be boardroom related, you will have to dress smart though, no looking like a paraffin lamp….

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Yes great idea, I am up for that, could I meet Deeryme on the halfway line ten mins before kick off as well?… its a challenge, I am up for it…is he?

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[Patrick0811]

Cannot wait for the play off semi, I have been invited up to watch…and why not?
Guaranteed ticket for 2 people,(will have to bring the wife) overnight stay, and a restaurant meal after the game, all from two Scunthorpe friends i made watching a couple of away games!…. thats how fans should respect each other, no hatred, plenty of banter, and a barrow load of respect.
Just the way I would treat any Scunny fan at Ilkeston!
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[Patrick0811]

This strange man has put you in your place though hasn’t he?….
Slagging me off has back fired and you have humiliated your self…. all have seen it here, …no hiding it is there?

[Patrick0811]

Wow, you have finally surfaced!…. now come on, has your cat come out from under the sofa?… be honest, I am an animal lover and dread to think it is still cowering there?…. its not the cats fault your campaign to derail Hiltons take over of Matlock is it?… show a bit of heart and let him out from under there…

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So pleased some of you boys have finally piped up, the silence was deafening, at least it is not the vile easy full of hatred comments from the usual suspects, so that’s a bonus.
I would imagine Deeryme is still spitting out feathers after the Matlock result, and his cat is frightened to come out from under the sofa!…
Best of luck today at Hereford, hope you win and the other results go for you as well, if not hope you win the play offs.

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Deeryme accused me of try to pull a PR stunt to persuade the Matlock fans…anyone remember that?…. just wonder if he will admit it was a master class performance from a burger flipper against a host of Hilton haters with all their negative reports of anything to do with Hilton they could find on line?…. or maybe,…. just maybe, the Matlock fans did not like the hatred displayed, but rather preferred my balanced approach to the situation, and also considered the good situation at Ilkeston with Hiltons long time involvement, and the disastrous 7-8 year situation at Scunthorpe with Hilton not being involved with about 99.9% of it.
I have the utmost respect for one of your members though…Awaywego, the only one of you to break ranks and question things that don’t quite add up at Scunthorpe, he is a credit to you all, with not sucking up to the official Irn Bru line and assessment of everything that goes on in Scunthorpe football club, and the rest of the world, and I am very surprised Irn Bru are not trying to run the show with the steel works, with Deeryme being the union shop steward shouting the odds… sleep well boys, I will.

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That’s fine, you are entitled to your opinion.
I am just going to have a cup of tea and try and work out why you are reading my posts when you clearly state you have no interest at all in reading them?….simple solution to your problem…DONT READ THEM…problem solved, hope this has helped you?

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I will try to answer that as best I can, with my own personal thoughts.
We at Ilkeston are realistic, we are a football club in a small town sandwiched between two massive clubs (Forest and Derby), to be where we are in the Northen premier league and finish one place off the play offs for your current league is a major achievement for a club as small as ours with a relatively low average attendance, mainly because most of our fans are season ticket holders at the 2 big clubs and watch us when their team is away, of course we have a small hard-core of fans that do not support the bigger clubs, so really we are punching above our weight, if we could get to NLN like Rushall did, we too would probably not last so long either?…. as I said we are realistic here.
David Hilton aspires to be at a higher level than possible at Ilkeston, Matlock have no competion for fans and have far better average attendances than us, so this may be his reason thinking he could go further than possible with Ilkeston?… I don’t know and as I said these are my personal thoughts, I know Dave very well and he is a very ambitious person, so if he wants to reach for the stars that’s fine, if he does and it works out that’s great, if he doesn’t get there at least he has had a go hasn’t he…. and most people love a trier, and if he does get there we could have a Brian Clough/Leeds Utd situation, where he was hounded out of Leeds, went on to be a European cup double winner while Leeds sunk down faster than the Titanic drowning their Brian Clough hating fans along the way….. think on!

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In this free country everyone has the right to do what they like, it has to be acceptable to other people or it won’t be successful, the Matlock fans have the choice to accept Dave Hilton or not?…. the Matlock fans will be very aware of how things did not go so well at Scunthorpe,especially if they log on to this forum, but they, Being a very close neighbour to Ilkeston will also be very aware that Dave Hilton played a big part in the transformation of Ilkeston FC along with my son Andrew, incidentally Matlocks last game was indeed at Ilkeston town last Monday, it was a pleasure to host them and David Hilton, as you probably know they vote today to have him or not?… it has nothing to do with me, Ilkeston Town, and more importantly the resident Hilton haters in this forum has it?…. the other forum you have at Scunthorpe, the one you call the “Happy Clappers”… don’t seem so obsessed with Hilton and barely mention him at all, they seem to have moved on and seem more concerned with matters on the pitch and trying to influence attacking football at Scunthorpe, personally I think that is more beneficial to your team than obsessing about water under the bridge…don’t you?

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To be fair, you do talk a lot of sense, I don’t agree with all you say but I do a lot of it.
I feel if your club had won the league,and not be in the play offs again, there would not be the interest in Mr Hiltons business interests? , just wonder what Swanny is up to these days?… not a mention anywhere of what he is up to is there?…. and boy was he hated by everyone in Scunthorpe!…. but he passed the baton on to Hilton it seems,

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Yes your bang on there, he imports the drugs wholesale, by the tonne, I knock them out on my burger van at £5 a pop, the queue is about 5 miles long, and on a Sunday me Dave have a share out in the car park while eating a double bacon cheeseburger, but he has to pay for the burger because that is not part of the deal, we give a discount to the local police, and only charge for a single burger instead of a double to keep them off our backs…. happy days ( they do go over the top though with my Heinz ketchup but Dave gives me half towards the cost)

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I know you mean well, and I have come across you before, but if you constantly attack someone who has moved on, it means you can not/have not moved on yourself?
The hatred towards Swanny was quite unbelievable, and relentless, now it’s Mr Hilton, do you really need someone to hate and blame for everything that goes wrong?….. especially as it’s been going wrong for many years before Dave Hilton came along, many like me, think he jumped on a sinking ship, my opinion only but I stand by it.

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Bang on there mate, and could your lot do the same where Matlock is concerned?….its got nothing to do with you has it?

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Actually I don’t mind being called a burger flipper, I find it quite funny, people who know me and what I actually do think it is funny as well, I made some really nice friends with some genuine Scunny fans while at a match, who keep me well informed of what is going on there, they have also been to my club as guest’s and appreciated the hospitality, they are genuine fans, it’s them I feel sorry for, not the hate filled posters on here (not all I might say, one or two are decent)… but your not included in that group!

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Oh dear, think you have summed it brilliantly, your club has thrown automatic promotion away, things look decidedly dodgy in every respect, and this forum is totally obsessed with Dave Hiltons Matlock takeover?…. your forum is supposed to be about the Iron, and hopefully to put constructive criticism to help the club, you desperately need to win the play offs, concentrate on that!… your hatred for Dave Hilton seems to be important…. crazy or what?

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No dummy tonight, just putting this clown in his place, all mouth and no trousers is Deerymee…..

[Patrick0811]

No need to say ‘no onions’… not a chance of you ever buying anything that might contribute a penny to the club, you are a big mouthed armchair supporter who almost certainly never attends games,or buys any merchandise, and lives your life on here as the main poster, clocked you a long time ago when I invited you to Ilkeston and you declined, because you didn’t want to accept the crap you wrote about us, if you were faced with the reality in front of you… feel sorry for you with this forum being your total life… without it you are a nobody!

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Thank you for your post, I do feel that we both like to say things as they are, and not pussyfoit about.
I have no problem saying I was infuriated reading that anything that goes wrong at Scunthorpe is down to Dave Hilton, and anything that goes right is not mentioned… ever!
If you spent some time in his company you would actually find he is not a bad guy, he was hounded from the first minute at Scunthorpe for any changes he wanted to make.
He has been gone a fair while now, surely your forum can not keep blaming every negative aspect of Scunthorpe FC on him?… (Deeryme wets himself at the prospect)…. I met you and MK Iron, decent blokes, any many other fans as well, all loyal decent fans to Scunthorpe.
Regardless of my dummy out the pram remarks, I would be delighted if you got promoted, because of the great fans I have met, and I get no pleasure from explaining why you maybe won’t?… but I, like many others, can not understand why a massive club like Scunthorpe, gave so much respect to teams that will never ever progress further, by trying to not lose, instead of ATTACK, ATTACK,ATTACK, with the superior players you had, obviously it was the defensive mindset of the manager…. but I could not understand how it took so long for someone to pull him up?… you quite simply dropped alot of points first half of the season and should have won it by Xmas, my opinion of course, but what I believe to be the case.
We are all football fans, and all entitled to an opinion, and that should be accepted.

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Thank for tonight’s entertainment, hopefully see you in Nation league north next year, that’s if we get promoted of course. I know you boys will be there waiting, as you didn’t have the bottle to kick out your 10 across the back manager earlier in the season, love to welcome you to Ilkeston if it happens, but I do wonder how many of you attend matches if it means leaving your keyboards?… “Scunthorpe keyboard warriors”…. that has a ring to it doesn’t it?…. night lads, burgers to defrost…

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I laugh at your lots crap every day, I don’t mean the genuine Scunny fans who give this a big swerve, I mean the crackpot posters on here who think they could run your football club better, when in reality they couldn’t run a bath.

[Patrick0811]

Yes, you probably don’t want to live there then?…. fully understand.

[Patrick0811]

Probably because you’ve never stepped foot outside of Scunthorpe?…. and think they are the biggest club in the world.

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Small non league club?…. a sustainable model just about envied by every visiting team, champion league standard changing rooms and dug out, hospitality breath taking, best pitch in the league, club full every night, 34 kids teams many won their league this year, best catering in the league, no squabbling management, best club volunteer’s….. er, and only one league below you, and maybe not if we get promoted?….having a big club like you is not much good when your playing in the same leagues as us is it?….. the only difference being is you have more fans to moan to, about your predicament, big fish in a small bowl that you can not get out of, we are a small fish in a big bowl we are comfortable in… and not moaning like you lot!

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I like that…”Ilkeston burger flipping society” has a bit of a ring to it, unlike the “smoking goat appreciation society” that does not exist because the guy was shit on from every high point while trying to sort your horrendous catering problem out while being stabbed in the back at half time!

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You shouldn’t believe all you read in the press, if you did you would have believed the press releases that Scunthorpe were flying high with everything since Dave Hiltons departure…. er, which might not be actually true?….

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Predictive text actually, but I think laughing stock will be very familiar with this forum

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Do you mean because I say the truth and speak sense?….. and because I am successful in my football life and have no one chasing me for a penny, or maybe because I have been voted the best catering facility in our league, being mentioned on the media several times in the north east and Derbyshire?… unlike your tin pot, mickey mouse, happy shopper, fifty pence outfit, that has been a laughing stick with the smoking goat saga… so please a bit of respect.

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Ilkeston fine, still an outside chance of making the play offs, we don’t anyone a penny, all happy here, but thanks for your concern, why not pop down and see us?

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