How About That Then?

[cassidystash]

“Scunthorpe United is delighted to announce that the club is now recruiting for a First Team Grounds Manager, offering an exciting opportunity to play a vital role behind the scenes at the Attis Arena.
The successful candidate will take full responsibility for the maintenance and development of the club’s first team playing surfaces, ensuring pitches are prepared to the highest possible standard all year round. Working closely with first team staff, the role will be central to supporting player performance through the delivery of elite-level playing conditions.”

[Northumbiron]

Bring your own grass seed?

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Sanfran49

[MK Iron]

Love the first team grounds bit. Didn’t know we had any other teams – or grounds.

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Awaywego

[another fed up fan]

Sponsor a fork shovel lawnmower only £100

[ironfromafar]

another fed up fan wrote:

Sponsor a fork shovel lawnmower only £100

Not sure if this is a joke fed up fan but im sure Mr Sparks brain will be in overdrive trying to find a way to get the required equipment (more donations).. he would sponsor a dog turd in the car park given the chance.

[another fed up fan]

Was a joke but on reflection it will probably happen

[Bhuna5]

I know one thing, the new Grounds manager will do a better interview than BUTLER

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