We nicked a couple from Liverpool:
“In our Scunthorpe home,
In our Scunthorpe home,
We speak with an accent exceedingly rare,
If you want a blast furnace we’ve got one to spare,
In our Scunthorpe home”.
With a knock kneed chicken and a bowlegged hawk,
We walk with a wiggle and talk with a squawk,
Doing the Donny Road… Boot walk.”
Also: to the tune of Robin Hood, tv version:
“Iron Man, Iron Man, walks through the town
Iron Man, Iron Man, knocks the ******** down,
Feared by the Mariners,
Hated by the Clan*.
Iron Man, Iron Man, Iron Man.
* Lincoln City.
