Away from the Iron, I particularly like this well crafted Derby County ditty sung to the tune of “My old man’s a dustman”.
“Stan Collymore’s a wanker, he wears a wanker’s hat.
He was a Forest bastard, now he’s a Leicester t*at.
He went out with Ulrika and beat her like an egg.
So when he came to Derby, we broke his f**king leg”!
