FFS. Scunny Bunny is the absolute epitome of our tinpotness. Someone clearly just went with the first noun they could think of that rhymed with scunny, and then its stuck for 30 years, despite having 0 association with the town. My preference would be a giant oversized lump of iron ore that we stick a couple of googly eyes on, with Jerry pushing it around in barrow prior to kick off. Call him Iron Oreson or something.
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That or a grey pig formed of low quality iron – Piggy Pig Iron or something. If you’re reading Michelle, drop me a DM.
