I know you don’t like our new shirt but please tell me you’re joking. I’ll not be able to take you seriously in future, it’s a shocker. Credit to them for committing to wear it for 2 years though, should be more of that. Might make signing players difficult next summer knowing what they’ll be wearing.
It’s brash and ridiculous enough to be funny, which you could turn to your advantage as a Club or as a fanbase. Get ahead of the joke, own it.