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THE MOVEMENT – Let’s Hope That The Plumbing & The Drains Can Take It!

I see that both of the early bird tickets in each category have sold out on each of the 3 days… lol

Booking fees as high as £11.50 for some tickets.

The Q Jump option allows you to swerve around the 2 early birds for a fee of a fiver + £1 admin fee… lol

£10 to park your car, plus a £1 booking fee.

Perhaps:
Hand car wash £15 plus a £2 admin fee.
Mini Valet £40 plus a £5 admin fee.
Gold Valet £80 plus a £10 admin fee.
Platinum Valet £120 plus a £15 admin fee.
Mini service £120 plus parts, plus £20 booking fee.
Full service £240 plus parts, plus £30 booking fee.
Dent Devil Dave – send photos of the damage for a quote. £20 quotation, £20 admin… plus Dave’s price.
Boycie’s Bangers – part ex your current car for one of Boycie’s highly desirable vehicles. 10% finders fee on top of Boycie’s screen price. (No income tax, no vat, no money back, no guarantee)