Do they have a long throw?
Are the players on their bench submariners?
Will Neil Young’s boys be Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door?
Will the Malooka (Angels – Arabic meaning, apparently [?] ) open the door to Neil?
Plastic fantastic or Plastophobia? – what’s our record on artificial pitches this season?
Scoreless bore draw? Will see a hat-trick of 0-0 scorelines for both clubs.
I’m going to say it’ll be a dire 0-0
Will we be reviewing, analysing & reflecting; again?
We’ll work hard to make things better… blah, blah, blah!
The lack of form table:
