I always find that if I find people are losing their way and becoming immoral, drowning them and hiding the evidence in geological records is not a bad first attempt. But if that doesn’t work, I tend to choose somebody who has failed to book a room at the premier inn for the forthcoming illogical census (where the Romans are more interested on where you were born rather than where you live, despite the logistical nightmare of changing empire bounds and large scale movements), send Gabes to impregnate them to give birth to me (not the wholly goat version). I will then get them to kill me to make them more moral, and increase the number of egg shaped chocolate items available.
