Can i assume from the many toilet talk comments not many grounds actually have a sit down WC FOR A NUMBER 2 ??? let alone quilted scented tissue for those sensitive spots.
As info.. here whilst we may be slightly behind the Western world in some ways every water closet has a water bum blaster gun so a very clean end product after which its just a gentle dab and yer on yer way.
** APOLOGIES IF ANYONE IS JUST HAVING A SAUSAGE BAP FOR BREAKFAST