Learn form you JI? Why yes, I’ve been doing just that!
I saw that many of Jesus’s flock were making utter fools of themselves online both here and elsewhere, trying to dignify the unspeakable with their fake politeness, and as such were clearly in need of firm guidance.
So a while back I went and had a word with Prof. David Ford, Regius Professor of Divinity Emeritus at the University of Cambridge, and he said “You know what, Gurney? I’ve been thinking the same for a while. The unchristian material out there on the web has made some of ‘em effing stupid… the monstrousness of Netinyahu and the IDF, the egregiousness of Trump, as well as hammering minorities like afro Caribbean lesbians and supporting fools like Farage who brought racism into the mainstream. They just assume it’s all worthy and true. Credulous as hell, some of ‘em! It’s amazing what people will believe!! We need to look at this and get back to first principles. I mean, what would Jesus say???” And with that, he gathered up his cassock and made a swift exit.
