Are you really Swann in cognito Rene you do seem to like a bet.
He likes to talk shite too so he could be Ernest, however his comedic value is priceless. I can put up with his 80% bilge just for the humour it delivers.
You need a Rene Bilge Pump!
BOGOF!
No, not Jimbob & Mr Hilton.
Buy One Get One Free.