Chocolate Chin United crumble twice to big hitting Chesterfield.
Many ‘Snickers’ were heard as Chezzy chanted ‘National League, you’re having a laugh’.
Some people think that the garden is coming up ‘Roses’ but there were no ‘Heroes’ yesterday and we are a long way from ‘Quality Street”
There’s a ‘Wispa’ that we are heading for administration and we are ‘beTWIXt’ the devil and the deep blue sea.
Trying to stay on ‘Topic’, we may roar like a ‘Lion’ but we ‘ROLOver’ far too easily.
If it wasn’t for the embargo we’d be able to ‘Boost’ the squad. Maybe bring some Middle Eastern players to the ‘Club’, a bit of ‘Turkish Delight’
The ‘Wagon Wheels’ may have come off and some are saying that they won’t spend another ‘Daim’ whilst Mr Swann is still at the club. I ‘Kinder’ get that but there’s no other team in the ‘Galaxy’ – no the ‘Milky Way’ that I’d follow.
I’m not trying to ‘Fudge’ the issue, we are a bit ‘FLAKEy’, some might say a bit ‘Curly Wurly’ (mad) but we’ve just got to ‘Chomp’ down and take it on the ‘BUTTONs’
‘M&M’ did a song a good while ago, we could reword it – would the real Scunthorpe United please stand up, please stand up.