With only a ‘half Nelson’ at the helm, the Magpies will steal the shiny three points and Victory will be down the Trent.
Keep one eye on Saturday’s odds:
0-4 16/1
0-5 33/1
0-6 65/1
We ain’t ‘Redoubtable’ and will be ‘Suffren’ defeat again.
We’ll be ‘Striking Our Colours’ before half-time’
Rumour has it, that a new ‘Nelson’s Column’ formation will be deployed.
A 2-2-2-2-2 line up to take the game to them right down the middle of the park.
The battle for the sunbeds at Cape Trafalgar cost Horatio his life on the poop deck of Victory.
Will ‘Michael’s men’ metaphorically lay down their lives for him on the beach of the former Sands Venue Stadium?
Napoleon was a monkey.
A decade later, Wellington (Battle of Waterloo) said:
“My heart is broken by the terrible loss I have sustained in my old friends and companions and my poor soldiers. Believe me, nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won.”