Reply To: Inept Government

[Lord Kitchener]

The problem these days is the quality of politicians, or lack thereof. It’s not just the Tories, the brain drain is evident on the opposite benches.

Gone are the days of Maggie Thatcher and Neil Kinnock locking horns at pmq, we are now bored shitless by the drivel that is on show for all involved.

David Cameron promised a referendum on our EU membership, then disappeared almost without a trace when the people voted to leave.

Theresa May was so soft that she allowed herself to be bullied by a snivelling shit of a speaker of the house.

Boris Johnson is a blithering idiot who couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery, yet was able to host many in parliament during a lockdown.

Liz Truss must have read somewhere that traditional Tories cut taxes. What she has failed to understand that the money to implement this is not here. But never mind, she’ll do it anyway and borrow the money required.

The trouble is the opposition, non have been credible since the grinning monkey Blair stepped down.

Gordon Brown, Blair’s chosen successor tried to buy his way out of the mess he had previously made when he was chancellor. He even sold more than half of our nations gold reserves cheaply in an attempt to balance the books.

Ed Miliband is a proper goofball, labour’s very own version of Boris Johnson. This one was super vindictive, even climbing all over his brother to get to the top. It didn’t last and labour didn’t win a general election during his tenure.

Then, with their next leader, one Jeremy Corbyn, the party lurched decidedly to the left. With the shadow cabinet filled with lackeys and sycophants. He even gave the position of shadow chancellor to a woman who couldn’t do basic arithmetics, mind you he liked her so much that she was his fuck buddy. A champagne socialist, Comrade Corbin had a history of befriending terrorists, with the IRA being his personal favourites. For all his talk about progressive socialism, Corbyn has a personal fortune of at least £4,000,000! He now sits in the House of Commons as an independent, having had the Labour Party whip removed from him.

Now we are blessed with the presence of another leader of the opposition, one Keir Starmer. I haven’t had the chance to analyse this one. A career politician, but almost anonymous, insomuch as nobody had ever heard of him. Judging by what I have seen of him so far, I think he is labour’s version of Theresa May, only more of an old woman.

So there you go, we are stuck with a bunch of idiot Tories, because we haven’t had and haven’t got a credible opposition. Politicians, they don’t inhabit the same world as us mere mortals. They are all the bloody same!

Rant over!!