Manager, a befitting title for those running a Tesco Express, Argos, Holiday Inn, Subway etc.
However, we need the services of a thaumaturge!
Names to consider for the position of next ‘permanent manager’:
David Copperfield
David Blaine
Houdini
Merlin
Gandalf
Wizard of Oz
Moses
Jesus Christ
Yahweh & Asherah
Mathematicall Praeface to Euclid’s Elements (1570):
“And for these, and such like marvellous Actes and Feates, Naturally, and Mechanically, wrought and contrived: ought any honest Student and Modest Christian Philosopher, be counted, & called a Conjurer?
Shall the folly of Idiotes, and the Malice of the Scornfull, so much prevaille … Shall that man, be (in hugger mugger) condemned, as a Companion of the hellhoundes, and a Caller, and Conjurer of wicked and damned Spirites?”
At the very least, we will need an escapologist or a wizard.
