“Weymouth was my personal favourite because they let you drink a pint by the side of the pitch but they went down so you won’t get that one”.
Presumably that included the players, which is why they went down!
When I was playing in the Newcastle Corinthians League we had a cup-tie against a lower division outfit. They had a Turkish lad on the wing who spent most of the game stood on the touch line with his girlfriend smoking a cigarette. When the ball came towards him he passed the fag to her, did his little run up the wing, then when they lost possession he sauntered back to his smoke.
