Some of it is genuinely funny – was he able to write it with a straight face I wonder? Maybe he’s got a scriptwriter?
‘…..I have given everything….’
Phew, thank god for that. If he’d only done a half baked job we might be in real trouble now.
‘Given everything’ doesn’t extend to actually going to any matches of course, perhaps using the opportunity to engage with corporate sponsors before and after games, try and drive the turnover up a bit, etc etc.
