Of course this is Swann’s Scunthorpe United. We have to guess what is going on with the players and their health and fitness.
Perry has been nowhere to be seen for weeks and then he suddenly appears. The German is nowhere to be seen for a year then he suddenly appeared last week and then disappears again. Where is Kenyon? Where was Jarvis today? Hallam turned up today for his regulation 10 minute appearance as he does every couple of months.
What the feck happened to Millen that meant we sign an unfit teenager to replace him.
If you ran a Sunday league side like this you would expect and deserve criticism. I am fucking devastated with the shambles the fat controller has turned my football club into.
