Wee Willie was injured in training at catering point 3, it has been alleged. Apparently he dropped some hot onions on his hand and banged his head on the underside of the counter when cleaning them up.
Bax Mell was dispatched to Thorne on behalf of the Grimsby Telewag as the Digital Content reporter was busy moving from Year 7 at Tollbar Academy upto year 8.
Bax was met at the gate by Mrs Hetty MacSavage sweeping the doorstep and cobbles. She refused to let Bax in to see Wee Willie and would not deny or confirm the injury.
She did however let on that Wee Willie preferred the nickname of ‘Tosh’.
Leanne Mayonnaise CEO refused to comment on any individual employee, but stated for the record.
“The club chairman has a certain track record on signings. This will not be the first or last old Tosh to be signed.”
