On a lighter note, I discovered that Chicken Chow Mein moved later to the USA,from the Iron to Grid Iron in fact, where he was a tasty No 12, a career culminating in finding himself in a stirring Super Bowl.
His career then declined quickly, becoming a leftover, badly affecting his mental state. A sad end came when he committed suicide by drowning in a large barrel of soya sauce. On the plus side his wife said, ‘he must have enjoyed it, he got out twice for a pee!