Yes, it’s well known and they’re trying to keep it quiet.
In one well known vaccine trial, 94% of volunteers began obsessively shopping online for guides to the correct placement of table cutlery, CDs such as ‘Songs from the Shows’, and the book ‘Debretts guide to Royal Protocol’ (includes such items as whether a Marchioness should sit opposite or next to a Baronet at dinner, for example). Volunteers’ voices also rose by several semitones, and expressed an interest in magazines with titles such as “Dreamboys” and “Lesbians on the Loose” (the girls, obvs).
So yes, this is all true. Pass it on to at least ten people.
PS – Les and the Jonnies, am I doing this right? Is this how you spread rumours?
