Nah! Out on a hike the other week and surprised some women walking her dog whilst coming over a stile.
“Eeh! I’ve lived rood here aal me life and that’s the first time I’ve seen anyone use that path”. I explained where it went to and she said, “Are yez up here on holiday then?” “No, I live here”, I replied.
Then followed the ultimate insult – “Really? You sound like yer from Yorkshire!”