Who signs Boris Johnson’s holiday form?
Time off in January recovering from Brexit and a long campaign of lying during the election.
Time off in February/March where he missed 5 Cobra meetings and delayed putting the country into lockdown.
2 weeks of ill with the virus and then several weeks on reduced hours recuperating.
And now he’s in Scotland leaving Frank Spencer to clean up his own whoopsies!
Part time Prime Minister, full time tosser!
Not that he’s really needed given Mr Specsavers instructs him and the rest what to do.
Now that Boris has been found trespassing on a farmer’s land and lighting bonfires in the countryside, can the search party please shift their attention to looking for the OVEN READY DEAL!
Did he take it on holiday with him or has he burnt it to a crisp on his illegal bonfire?
It’s only oven ready Mon-Wed