Registered On: August 5, 2017
Great to hear the smooth tones of Dominic Raab on the radio fresh from his holidays and claiming personal credit for the evacuation of 9,000 people (including a few ragheads BS) back to good old Blighty.
No mention of Ben Wallace who was the only one at work whilst the Taliban marched into Kabul. Of course Dom had foreseen this happening and had left some holiday notes on his desk for the likes of Ben.
Even though Dom had foreseen this happening he also agreed with Johnson who had said there was no way that they could of foreseen this happening!!
Dom’s victory was remarkable and was in the true spirit of Churchill as he was fighting the Taliban on the beaches.
Anyone who doubts him is splitting hairs by pointing out he was on a beach in Greece at the time. He was busy winning the battle with the Germans by getting up early to put the towels out on the pool chairs.
So no doubt a Victoria Cross will be on the way for our hero Dom to honour his victory.
There will be no doubts in the history books that a panic retreat and excavation was a great victory, equivalent to Dunkirk. Harry Styles will no doubt play the lead role of Dom in the movie. Rik Mayall is sadly no longer with us, up in BPG’s heaven in the sky.