Registered On: August 5, 2017
He is probably busy working on an essential market research study for the Government. Awarded without the need for competitive tender. “The uncontolled growth of subversive groups and Masonic cults on lower league football forums”.
Nice work if you can get it. You will need to know the right people and have the right connections. Pays well – daily rate of £3500 for self appointed fonts of knowledge on all things.
Required output – a prepared statement of a few paragraphs that ministers can learn easily and repeat ad infinitum to any questions they are asked.
Essential that the statement does not actually give an answer to any of the questions asked. A tricky task that requires a person with absolute certainty of their own self importance.